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added on February 2, 2026 at 12:27
shareWhy did my iPad start charging when I plugged in the charger??
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added on February 2, 2026 at 11:55
sharetook on samsung smart frodge
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shareI think that is wise
Sent from my iPhone
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added on February 2, 2026 at 08:52
sharechristopher columbus discovered istanbul because it’s a rhombus
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shareIf you “vibe check”, congratulations! You’ve found the source of all the “bad vibes”. Now keep your health and go away.
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shareattend the payment festival
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shareprimus is nonsense’s closest musical adaptation
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shareThe truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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shareGrammarly, LanguageTool, and Cloudflare went to a bar run by Wikimedia but it was closed, so they went to Wikipedia.
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shareit is… it is what?
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sharewere nonsensing good tonight ‼️
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shareCHANGE YOUR MINDSET!
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sharewhat is that damage
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sharegreeting
GREET BLOCKTALES
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added on February 2, 2026 at 06:41
sharePray, permit me to extend my most cordial salutations to one and all upon this most splendid of afternoons.
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share“AI” is a vague term that can be almost anything
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shareGREED BLOCKTALES
GREED BLOCKTALES
GREED BLOCKTALES
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shareGet Some nonsense for 9.99$ right now using the link below! Hurry for a limited-time sale of: 0.00% off! Discount will last until the 30th of Febuary!!
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shareme when the condition is
the condi
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continue?
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added on February 2, 2026 at 00:52
sharei can assert you
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sharelongome theming
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shareme when i buy a mouse and it has built in macros
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added on February 1, 2026 at 23:17
sharegood night fediverse
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shareyou can hide but you cant run…
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shareGood morning world. It’s 6 am and I am making my problems your problems! Run while you still can.
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sharewhy is he hitting that :3 !?
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sharebouncing balls 🤔
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sharewhen youre about the sneeze and you get interrupted like 😩 😩 😩 😩
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shareboykissers 🥺
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sharemeow
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shareMy home assistant server is transgender now
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shareunlock the past (free download)
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shareoverclock your nonsense to 209 Ns/ns
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shareRichard Oshay
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sharefact: atrial fibrillation is NOT fun to experience
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shareregain your silliness :3
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shareWE WILL NULLIFY YOUR MAKESENSE
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sharedoes anyone even nonsense here?
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sharevision shifts and everything loses its meaning
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sharethe mood pendulum
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sharePolopied Project Airplaphone
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shareRADTIOOOOOOOOOR holy shit my keyboard is so fucking fast
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sharethe wires, overwhelming static
please make this stop
i can’t see anything
it’s all just noise
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sharei’ve given up on everything so i’m not even going to bother
is there even a point
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sharewe no longer wish to be freed
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sharepure malice, pure hatred
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shareQuick wins (free!)
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sharefree yourself from the hands of makesense, accept nonsense as it is laid out in front of you
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