23619 nonsense entries have been added to the database!


People need freedom like human need air… That’s for sure.

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18 Mart 2022 11:18 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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nonsegle is best nonsense search engine

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18 Mart 2022 09:44 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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in-flation means
you get flat inside
thanks to flat-earthers

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18 Mart 2022 09:43 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Corporate software is never “spyware”, because you read the terms and conditions and you agreed to be spied on.

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18 Mart 2022 01:39 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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… or just use the “
” placeholder and replace that with random words!

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18 Mart 2022 01:21 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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it should be objects, verbs, whatever

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18 Mart 2022 01:20 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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actually I wish that there is something as an alternative to the “
”, like a random word placeholder

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18 Mart 2022 01:20 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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I realize that you are poor to buy
even…

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18 Mart 2022 01:19 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Are phones made to only last a few years or so?

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18 Mart 2022 01:17 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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A Minigun is a big gun
A SwissMiniGun is a small gun

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17 Mart 2022 21:12 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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minigun is actually a gun with mini-guns in it

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17 Mart 2022 19:07 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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when the imposter is nonsenseful

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17 Mart 2022 12:06 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Minigun doesn’t mean that it is mini

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17 Mart 2022 11:56 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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when you try
you will lose

  • mr. motivational
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17 Mart 2022 10:22 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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maulu

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17 Mart 2022 09:30 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Specify a name for your nonsense:

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17 Mart 2022 09:20 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Please do not distrupt them, let them be; otherwise it will slowly be a mess.

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17 Mart 2022 09:07 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Lucky for me, she isn’t virtual.

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17 Mart 2022 08:38 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Take a byte.

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17 Mart 2022 08:26 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Food is amazing and that’s all I need to hear.

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17 Mart 2022 07:46 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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On your next trip overseas, you can expect big problems.

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17 Mart 2022 07:41 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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blackberry? more like blackzerry

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17 Mart 2022 06:31 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Hey, slow down Visitor!

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17 Mart 2022 06:23 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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We here at the black market sell fertilizer for really low prices

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17 Mart 2022 05:11 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Hey Visitor, What is 85 × 8?

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17 Mart 2022 04:49 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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“I am French, I speak French, I live in France”
“I’m Spanish, I speak Spanish, I live in Spain”
“I’m American, I speak English, I live in the USA”

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17 Mart 2022 01:17 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Imagine being a trillion-dollar company producing operating systems in 2022 yet there’s no tabs feature in their File Explorer.

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17 Mart 2022 01:11 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Write nonsense with confidence across text files, messaging apps, and the web with advanced nonsense suggestions from Nonsense Editor.

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17 Mart 2022 01:02 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Hey there kids! Do you like nonsense?

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17 Mart 2022 01:00 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Visitor, please stop using me

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16 Mart 2022 23:55 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Fine, i’ll give you 8 nonsense

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16 Mart 2022 23:51 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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damn imagine dry water

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16 Mart 2022 22:14 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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water has been gotten too dry

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16 Mart 2022 15:04 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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stop watching the pfp of a random user!!!

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16 Mart 2022 10:12 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Enjoy Your Nonsense Time Ready To View

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16 Mart 2022 09:01 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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That’s the hundreth time you have used that emoji already

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16 Mart 2022 07:26 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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🚘🔫 STUPID GARAGE

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16 Mart 2022 06:57 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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actually how’s R3DBOT doing?

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16 Mart 2022 06:45 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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When they fix it can use it again

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16 Mart 2022 06:44 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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also be surprised if they can’t read the nonsense that well

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16 Mart 2022 06:42 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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fenofibrate — I can’t load the images section, my connection is bad even though it’s 4G

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16 Mart 2022 06:29 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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287336 results from his Google account

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16 Mart 2022 06:18 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Have you set the theme dark?

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16 Mart 2022 06:18 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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They are accusing me of partnering with makesense, how can they even think of that?????????!!!!!!!!!!! :DdAngry: :DdAngry:

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16 Mart 2022 05:54 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Why am I writing makesense

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16 Mart 2022 05:41 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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The very end generation of computers would be to simulate the universe exactly, but I won’t let that happen! :RosmosSeriously:

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16 Mart 2022 04:51 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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After this, take a rest. Later – possibly – at 09:50 we will be giving more nonsense.

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16 Mart 2022 02:25 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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infinite nonsense creation

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16 Mart 2022 02:07 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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English

I fix, they tell.
Zoom chat:

- I like
- you
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16 Mart 2022 02:05 tarihinde eklenmiştir

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Seriously, do I look like Wikipedia to you???

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