Sorry, it got me disoriented. Anyone knows why? 🥴

CarScript

“I’ve seen languages that use fn, fun, func and function. I’m still hoping to discover a funct, functi, or functio somewhere”

✨ aesthetic ✨

Roses are red;
Violets are blue
You forgot a semicolon;
On line number 2;

timer: 2 minutes left
1 minute later
timer: 3 minutes left
me: what!!!!

If you pronounce json as json, then how do you pronounce json

🎵 what do you mean 🎵

I’m in love with your potty

KDE Plasma now has ‘Material You’???

I need nonsense at school

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

imagine having navigation for airplanes

though I always capitalize the ‘I’ and have the word capitalized at the start (mostly)

and then you have ome people whi types (really fast) like thsi

A generic public building. Don’t use!

yes ? ? Androzic no yes yes yes no no

gawa

Find online resources – along with the resources available at libraries, the internet is full of reliable grammar games, lessons, exercises, quizzes, and tips.

simping your own creation?

childhood is when you idolize batman
adulthood is when you realize cheese is really expensive

🍈 🥤
watermelon

If your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it

stop using 💀 as laughing emoji for gods sake

“or whatever” 💀 💀 💀

Whats the secret of energy of cat Boris?
Its tantum verde forte

This nonsense not only is bananas, but it’s also about bananas, because what’s going on with bananas is, frankly, pretty bananas

did you know 64 bits (8 bytes) can store 16 billion gigabytes

🎺 ✨

Noooo mooree Dollar!
Nooo moreeee Cash!!
Nooo more Economy!!!
Nooooo moooreeee Rich people!

there shouldn’t be money. get rid of money, no more dollar

blame depresso expresso owner

Dead server

 \         /   
  \-####-/            

H P E S B
🎥😶🌱✋🎲

I’m dreaming me with dream with dream with dream

my name is (honk)

my cat doesn’t let me use a mouse 🥶

’0000000000000000000000000000009u777777777yklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll” - my cat, 2022

This is a valid use of nonsense

I AM NOT SCREAMING, IT IS JUST BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON BROKE

Im tired yawn mimimimimimimimimi zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😴

someone’s ✨high✨

This is fine – gaaaaaah!

Though I feel bad saying these in front of you… 🐓

Shots, fire, you’re fired. You’re washed out; now retired.

WHEN WINDOWS IS THE IMPOSTOR AND ALSO SUSSY BAKA

The official Microsoft Windows account on Twitter said the letter ‘s’ followed by ‘u’ and ‘s’ 😳

🔉 🎵 💻️ 👐 💨

Sign language but it uses a syllabary 😳