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Nonsense non sequiturs

I used to feel like that before…
But now I’ve learnt to control myself 😅

Do you speak engwish ow any othew wanguage? i speak owo. ^-^

python 4 ** 4 ** 4 ** 4 = rip your memory
python pow(pow(pow(4, 4), 4), 4) = 340282366920938463463374607431768211456

guys! i have OwO machine! OwOhowot showouwuld I dOwO??~ -w-

no, it consumes

Nonsens of they yeah

Beep Boop Beep?
React with ☑️ to confirm you are human

i forgot ❌

my engram cells failed to reactivate ✅✅✅

Not everyone have the time for nonsense

Brace yourself, merge conflicts ahead.

The, the, and the

You have opened the gateway to your dreams.

You can try providing the artist name to get more accurate results!

Remember to feed the baracuda that lives under the stairs.

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Nonsensical Question Of The Day-
What can be the best place to see Lelcube vs Sweatsmile battle ?

To become a scientist, you must at least take physical science, mathematics and biology. Mathematics are very important in science, especially calculus and algebra.

-wikihow

Nonsensical Question Of The Day-
Who would be the best Scientist in this Server ?

did I just flirted publicly in front of everyone even though we were just reading a dialog about the environment

GOTD - guestion of the day

2 times that I can do that to make it to the point.

damn nice phone dude

I’m no longer a furry
I’m a cat now! Meow meow~

I’d just wike to inytewject fow a momenyt. What you’we wefewinyg to as Winyux, is iny fact, GNYU/Winyux, ow as I’ve wecenytwy takeny to cawwinyg it, GNYU pwus Winyux. Winyux is nyot any opewatinyg system unyto itsewf, but wathew anyothew fwee componyenyt of a fuwwy funyctionyinyg GNYU system made usefuw by the GNYU cowewibs, sheww utiwities anyd vitaw system componyenyts compwisinyg a fuww OS as definyed by POSIX.

Manyy computew usews wuny a modified vewsiony of the GNYU system evewy day, without weawizinyg it. Thwough a pecuwiaw tuwny of evenyts, the vewsiony of GNYU which is widewy used today is ofteny cawwed Winyux, anyd manyy of its usews awe nyot awawe that it is basicawwy the GNYU system, devewoped by the GNYU Pwoject.

Thewe weawwy is a Winyux, anyd these peopwe awe usinyg it, but it is just a pawt of the system they use. Winyux is the kewnyew: the pwogwam iny the system that awwocates the machinye’s wesouwces to the othew pwogwams that you wuny. The kewnyew is any essenytiaw pawt of any opewatinyg system, but usewess by itsewf; it cany onywy funyctiony iny the conytext of a compwete opewatinyg system. Winyux is nyowmawwy used iny combinyationy with the GNYU opewatinyg system: the whowe system is basicawwy GNYU with Winyux added, ow GNYU/Winyux. Aww the so-cawwed Winyux distwibutionys awe weawwy distwibutionys of GNYU/Winyux UwU

omg im in the next update!!!!!!!11!1!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!11

The global climate change is happening. Join now!

what’s the point in life?

If you say 42 then you’re a fool. It’s obviously cheese

Is that true? :3c

can’t enslave furries 👍

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There seems to be no signs of inteligent life here

When you use the internet for a long time, you just understand.

a gigachad is 1024 megachads

-Send me the launcher then i’ll give you the rocket.

In a community where people communicated through messages and posts, there was a blue checkmark. This blue checkmark was special, as it was placed below a message to indicate that it had been accepted and added to the “nonsense database.”

The nonsense database was a collection of all the ridiculous and absurd messages that people had sent in the past. It was a place where people could go to see the funniest and most ridiculous messages that had been sent and shared.

One day, a person named Linerly joined the community, decided to send a message that he thought was particularly silly. He typed it out and hit send, not thinking much of it. But to his surprise, he saw the blue checkmark appear below his message, indicating that it had been accepted and added to the nonsense database.

Linerly was thrilled. He had never had a message accepted into the database before, and he felt famous. He showed his friends and family his message and the blue checkmark, and they all laughed and congratulated him.

From that day on, Linerly became known as the “nonsense legend” among his friends and family. He would spend hours coming up with the funniest and most ridiculous messages he could think of, just to see if they would get the blue checkmark and be added to the database.

Months went by, and Linerly’s fame grew. He became a well-known person in the community, and his messages were always eagerly awaited by the people who followed him. Even though he never knew why some of his messages were accepted and others were rejected, he continued to send them, always with a smile on his face and the hope of seeing that blue checkmark appear below his message.

The end.

A local man, Snollygoster, made headlines yesterday when he sold his beloved 50-inch flat screen TV in order to purchase a replacement remote control. Snollygoster, a self-proclaimed ‘TV enthusiast,’ had been using the same remote for over a decade and was devastated when it finally broke beyond repair.

According to Snollygoster, the remote control was irreplaceable, and he couldn’t bear the thought of using a universal remote or purchasing a new TV. So, he made the bold decision to sell his TV and use the proceeds to buy a new remote control.

The TV was sold for a modest price of $300, with Snollygoster stating that it was worth it for the sake of his “TV viewing experience.” The new remote control cost $25.

When asked about his decision, Snollygoster said, “I know it sounds crazy, but my TV is my sanctuary. I can’t imagine watching my favorite shows without the perfect remote control in hand. It may seem like a small thing, but it makes all the difference.”

Snollygoster’s story has caught the attention of many, with some praising his dedication to his TV viewing experience, while others have criticized him for his decision to sell a valuable item for a relatively small cost.

I was so excited to try this Failed Souffle recipe, but unfortunately, my final dish was a complete disappointment. Despite following the instructions to a tee, my souffle refused to rise and instead was a dense, eggy mess. To add insult to injury, the final step of brushing with a layer of disappointment was a tasteless and unappetizing addition. I would not recommend this recipe to anyone, and I’ll be sticking to tried and true souffle recipes from now on.

— Zephyrine Q. Flibbertigibbet

Failed Souffle

Ingredients:
— 4 eggs
— 1/4 cup of flour
— 1/4 cup of sugar
— 1/4 cup of milk
— 1 tsp of vanilla extract
— Pinch of salt

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 350 °F (176.67 °C).
2. In a mixing bowl, beat the eggs until they are light and frothy.
3. Add the flour, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, and salt to the eggs and mix until well combined.
4. Pour the mixture into a souffle dish and bake in the preheated oven for 20 minutes.
5. Take the souffle out of the oven and realize it has not risen.
6. Lastly, brush with a very nice layer of disappointment, and serve immediately. 😔

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