If it turns off at 45% your battery is probably fucked

ahh underwatsdr lov… so gud.. so godod.. umm-paa.. warHh… bu. mm.. para pa… para pa… ven aqui pra ca:

Je suis totalement obsédée
Doucement s’il-te-plait
Pourquoi que tu es si méchant
Mon terribly plus bel enfant
Méchant toi tu es quand je te vois
Je te veux plus que hier
Yes it’s true I want you
You’re a bad one through and through

Nunca ninguém me tratou assim
Tão lindo e tão ruim
Belo anjo, de um lado
E do outro, o diabo
Malandro e anjo está me derretendo
Your kiss is my wish
Take me to your hell

I feel in a devil of a mood
Being instilled by the devil
We get hot, it brings me so much pain
And pleasure I can’t keep away

Je suis totalement obsédée
Doucement s’il-te-plait
Pourquoi que tu es si méchant
Mon terribly plus bel enfant
Méchant toi tu es quand je te vois
Je te veux plus que hier
Yes, it’s true I want you
You’re a bad one through and through

You’re a devil but you’re also an angel

I feel in a devil of a mood
Being instilled by the devil
We get hot
Mon diable, je t’adore
Je t’adore, je t’adore, je t’adore
Oh, yeah, yah, yah
Oh, yah, yah, yah

You’re the devil but you’re also an angel
Je t’a, je t’a, je t’a, je t’adore

You put me in a devil mood

i want some cheesy poofs

yuh

“0”

Spotify:

$10 a month. Custom playlists, podcasts and free audiobooks.

Apple Music:

You might get 3 months of service with the purchase of an expensive phone.

Pandora

All the music you sometimes like for free with limited ad breaks.

Youtube

You can close the app and the music still plays.

last time i saw one was in that little bridge thingy made of slammed stone, crammed up together, jammed like spread jam, grabbing bread crumbs with its dextrous hands, completely and perfectly adapted to that lifestyle, n thx for the pic here one in return

when do u stop self fullin ur prophecies, or are u just forcing it up, in order to keepfeeling safe even if it hurts?

User settings chaned

Dark Mode is now “True”

nonessence

i am meowing

Don’t forget a quick one before

We can have 2 days as a treat.

Cool, but ADHD has another flavor of desires which resonate. One of which is: don’t make me do
a thousand times. I’d rather die.

RECEPSIONIST

sense

AMBIL ENTRI ANDA
SELAMAT MEMBACA

BUTS WHAS THES QUESTIOS

social bequerels measure radioactivity in the Florida assembly car, which trains down the road up on avenue highway barreling to a few thousand cube root teaspoons

nonesense

post like it’s 1984

I lost it the losing thing of winning, will it ever be

life be a language of language

The US flag code does not specify where the blue field is placed, how thick the stripes are, or what shade the colors of everything is, so this is a 100% code compliant American flag: 🏳️‍⚧️

I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working.

This platform was designed to make ZERO sense!

There’s no fish in sky diving……

Entry makes an assertion. Here’s a quick example to prove it. Now a summary of the example.

Hah? REDACTED?

👨‍🏫: 🐤🐤🐤 🐓🐓🐓

This is about diving, not food allergy!

Thank you for replacing makesense, sense, and others

Tu Vas Venir Avec Moi???

Life Spoiler: I lost the game.

submit nonsense? submit to who?
I submit to this world.
nonsensubmit!

yes, Virginia, competence still exists in the universe!

Turns out when you let smart people do cool stuff, it works flawlessly.

A grape floating in Fabuloso

do you like fish sticks?

In through the nose, out there it goes.

Breathe like you just saw a raccoon do taxes.
Inhale… hold…

i just invented steak gorilla lead

Non(ce)sense

heh…

hi

here take a picture from my gallery, i found it randomly sitting with no context at all, it looks like a game asset spreadsheet but I’m not a developer nor a gamer just take it idk go to the next nonsense

things that i(me) like:

• trees
• sky
• clouds
• plants
  that’s it good bye

homework is better then a black hole

i have a lot of beer and I started talking to myself in the life and its a most of system packages and its a lot then that search it scary and its a lot of the family members and its a lot of the family and a lot of other not cool way I started in a cool way that I won’t have a lot of beer

idk how to say gorgues

i would like to be spider man like just imagine swinging around and stuff and then landing the hero’s land Ooo that would be so tuff

throw your phone away