23619 nonsensinlägg har lagts till i databasen!


When it’s night time, it’s dark.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 19:24

dela

When a tool is challenging early, it sucks early, but often it’s great later.

When a tool is easy early, it sucks later.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 18:49

dela

Does that make sense? Am I making sense?

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 18:30

dela

–RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGBBBBBBBBBB

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 17:58

dela

“pick the boring stuff every day” making nonsense, that is (isn’t that considered boring? but it’s not apparently)

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 17:40

dela

you need to be too tired enough to lucid dream

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 17:27

dela

you only need a phone (to make nonsense nowadays)

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 17:24

dela

49 dollars ago

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 17:15

dela

Every shift you dread is an investment towards your future.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 17:06

dela

Where was I? Ah yes, aluminum.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:45

dela

Oh, of course I can tell you about content creation and doing things organically. You know, the first thing you got to understand from a foundational level is you got to be consistent. The second thing I got to tell you about too is that you got to write a really good hook. A lot of people have a really good body—

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:39

dela

Listen, the one thing I would say about
is
.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:30

dela

Can you teach us how to make organic nonsense that creates nonsensers?

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:29

dela

How should I use marketing… organic marketing, to get more leads for the platform that I’m running?

Visitor, I’d love to share with you a thoughtful answer. You’re reading this right now, and you know what to do. But if you don’t, you will.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:28

dela

Don’t let nonsense fail you when you need it the most.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:27

dela

How to Answer High Pressure Questions On The Spot Without Going Blank


  1. before you speak
  2. Use a
  3. Ask a
    question
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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:23

dela

Kit, Kit and Kit should all meet

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:22

dela

Save Money, Take Lives.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:17

dela

WHY IS NOBODY GETTING SUED?!

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 16:15

dela

Every time I meet someone, there’s a 7/10 chance they’re a computer scientist somehow

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 14:55

dela

alright, frames are moving, thing is constructing itself, and my eyes and toes and liver or the thing that moves inside the peepee, the bladder yeah the blade, is moving all over the place, so you must bear with my mind for a moment, so that i must convey or concede or conveil some form of rest so that we may keep moving along and thing, sorry keep thing moving lol, so that we may do more thing, and that thing keeps being thing, because thats why we are made, so that thing keeps being thing, like rock, but because we are movin we need to keep being thing that moves k? think

so here’s the thing that got out of me so that it didn’t consume me into hysteria or fear, and mind u, the anhedonia is peaking up lately, to unprecented levels, but this time it felt like it could potentially be of a weighty weighty amount of blow that uhmmmm

remember to wear your armor high up and to drink all of your veggy juice, so that you may be fully sound and safe and preserved in the best natural state that you must remain at that particular moment for you to be in a fruitful state, or move towards said state, nicely and life-like wise.

Can i at least try to communicate something to you?


Why do i need to tell you things through a given medium instead of telling you directly into you?

I want to tell you directly into you.

There’s certainly no need for this.

I don’t care if that’s definitive enough.

There’s one trial though

That is

That you must kiss me.

And lick me.

And touch me.

And then contort me.

Till i can get my.

No.

There’s no end to nothing.

So why would you ever do that?

Why would she do that?

If not for her own selfish ulteriors?

Selfish lavish pleasure trickery trickles.

I… There’s no I, no need for I, just shut up man…

If your throat closes, should you pry it open?

In the foreseeable future, can you promise?

Until one more thing happens, you should not leave here.

Hug me.

Lower my shoulders.

And raise my chin.

Then do it yourself.

Dante imagines himself in the forest.

His earflaps looking side to side.

He sees a figure that grows to an impressive and scary 3 meters of heigh and 2 of width.

The thing cries out loud.

“HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

He sends hugs and bows down, before dissapearing behind 7 sunflowers.

The man who compels scratches with his left and rubs on a zit.

You don’t know what he thought or how he reacted, and that should be fine, it’s up to you, in fact he reacted the way you would.

Or the way you think i would think you would.

An eye pops out of an almond and blinks right next to you.

It follows your every thought.

But you tell it to close and go to sleep.

So it does, and it woodifies into mulch.

And then you throw it outside with grace, not disrespect, nor insult, nor fear, just enough force to get the action done properly, and then it sinks down the pit.

Hello?

Hm?

You don’t remember me?

Ah no

Come on Adam.. It’s me, maruruk!

Do you know that person?

I think not, no

Would you like to know them?

Hmm, maybe, yeah, why not.

they get to know each other for years

Ok now you know him

Sure

What do you think?

Of what?

Of him.

He’s great, we hated each other, then we loved each other, then we betrayed each other, then we loved each other, then we hated each other, then we kissed each other, then we left each other, then we caressed each other, then we missed each other, then we left each other, then we dived each other, then we crossed each other, then we left each other, then we caressed each other, then we occupied each other, then we killed each other, then we carefully placed each others head onto the others body, then we caressed each other, then we killed each other, then we loved each other, then we left this world together.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 14:50

dela

uh oh!! ⚠️ EXPLICIT INSTRUMENTAL ⚠️

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 12:55

dela

uh oh!! ⚠️ EXPLICIT LYRICS ⚠️

Tetraminus, DownAndNight
⚠️    EXPLICIT LYRICS    ⚠️
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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 12:42

dela

Pengaruh Penggunaan Media Sosial dan Frekuensi Latihan Soal terhadap Nilai Matematika Siswa

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 12:32

dela

We’re paired whether you like it or not.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 11:45

dela

But first… to be a disaster of literature!

(well, this platform is)

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 11:42

dela

The eternal menstrual cycle

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 11:41

dela

Like a bolt out of the blue SCATULA

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 11:34

dela

My face has been washed away!

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 11:19

dela

Fat.
Focus.
Cows can’t base cut accidents.
[…]
Finally… I was a taxi! (Why?)
Disease control code. (Why? She was infected?) No, you moron. Cereal!
[…] simply because I am not a sheep.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 11:08

dela

She is the couscous in a funeral

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 10:52

dela

Saudi Arabian Monetary Agency, the roots of many of the trumpets sound and the value of tummies turkey

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 10:31

dela

Your Pelangi will be smiling by

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 10:29

dela

Download now for yourself and your friends!

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 10:16

dela

Getting people into saying funny things with 5 years of sociological changes is… remarkably consistent, and so the process takes a lot shorter.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 10:15

dela

BadUpdating my XeUnshackle till I Aurora 😇

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 10:03

dela

what pronouns does a clown use? he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 09:59

dela
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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 09:55

dela

that’s the punishment for being stupid

A screenshot of a Signal conversation between two people. Person 1: "How are you so🏌️‍♀️" "What the fuck are" "Omg my keyboard" (an overjoyed emoji sticker) "Lmfao" "What the fuuucck". Person 2: "yeah I'm putting this on the nonsense database 📸". Person 1 (half-cropped in the image): "Lmaoo nooo".
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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 09:52

dela

DATANG YAAAAAAAAAAAA

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 08:41

dela

Local Woman saves a Fish from drowning

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 07:50

dela

slopping mall

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 06:57

dela

Semoga Anda tidak saalh keitk lagi

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 06:44

dela

“the quieter you become, the more you are able to hear”

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 06:10

dela

If you’re reading this, the curse is finally lifted

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 01:10

dela

Não confunda a grande obra do mestre Picasso com a grande pica do mestre de obras.

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 01:07

dela

Please turn off the lights so I can see better

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tillagd 19 maj 2026 kl. 00:39

dela

stupid tsa nevver Cavity Seartche’s me.., always so disabpointingg, I alwasy prep 🥺

👁️🕷️🦇

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tillagd 18 maj 2026 kl. 22:33

dela

Sexuality: triangle

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tillagd 18 maj 2026 kl. 17:56

dela

your entry is now framed on the platform

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tillagd 18 maj 2026 kl. 14:49

dela