Fun fact: 597 is smaller than 991

All you ever wanted?

I hope you will not mind me writing to you like this. From what I can see, you seem like someone with a lovely personality, and I would truly enjoy getting to know you better and possibly building a friendship.

video (and finality)

According to recent surveys, 100% of blåhajs own at least 1 professional nonesenser

According to recent surveys, 100% of professional nonesensers own at least 1 blåhaj

nontrinsic for linux nerds

“I want to do peak!”
oversleeps in the morning

vdso (and friends)

nood gight ⛩️

Welcome back, Visitor
It’s been 394 days.

what if time was sideways

Cannot sleep. Mind too active.

Holy hell!

Canada is just short for conditioner

yeah Anthill is full of payload

fabric is a deprecated extension

Yeah it’s just the CCI (Company of Complete Idiots)

yeah America is full of psycho

You should take me with you!

termux takes 5.6 gb of storage on my tablet

If you can’t see it, it’s not there…

Hmm, let me think…

“Surströmming” is Swedish for “Cat”

“Dinner” in Swedish is “Köttbullar”

Condom is just short for condiment

i am known as a Developer at the Nontrinsic Labs ™

Что означает слово «почему» по-русски?

Yeah thanks
Now I just gotta hire a trans

I am at My Fucking Limit

Advancing Nonsense for Humanity

So apparently balloons are now banned from the server, that’s so stupid
Wait was balloons in quotes? Weird…

This game is now older than me

pour yourself a biiiig glass of meaningful milk

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discriminate via. the one i left outside

When I drop my first full-length solo album, should I sell physical vinyls filled with mercury and battery acid?

Apple汉语怎么说？

they told me to google it
https://www.google.com/search?q=it

what’s a wabbit?

translate it one word at a time

nonsense database screenshot

yonkagore

toast a toast in the toaster

listens to YonKaGor by Azka Zavian

why does firefox want to “count my keys”?

If you’re dishonest, we don’t want to do business with you.

do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?

MAAF JIKA “ HARGA NAIK ” UNTUK SEBAGIAN BESAR MENU

MOHON DIPERHATIKAN!!

• KOMPOSISI MENU
• PILIH 5 BATU UKURAN BESAR/UTUH
• PASTIKAN KEKUATAN PLASTIK/DOUBLE
• PERHATIKAN BEDA LATTE & CAPPUCCINO
• “FROTNINE” PROSES YG BENAR AKAN MENGELUARKAN SUARA “BERKECIT PELAN”
• TOLAK/MEMBATALKAN JIKA KONDISI UANG TDK MEYAKINKAN
• RAPIKAN SEGERA BARANG DATANG DAN PERHATIKAN ” FIRST IN FIRST OUT”
• JAGA KEBERSIHAN SELALU

“SAMPAH BARU RABU & MINGGU SHIFT 2”

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