Bad internet mkek

Hi! My name’s R3DBOT! Type r?help to get a list of commands. Or type r?nonsense if you like nonsenses!

What are you trying to do?

Previous nonsense ticker is pretty funny.

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Since when i got this nonsense ticker machine? Did RZ sent this to me as a gift? Well whatever. Let’s write a nonsense and i hope he will add mine!

The name “Aurora Borealis” is actually Latin for “Northern Lights”

giowp´sihugyfhkjoplzskzcycfugdiop´p[soyicfghjikop´drfpiuhoi - hellory4n

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stop using r?nonsense or i will out of nonsense

Your TV is lonely

“The scientists just found out what I am made up of. Well mr RZ has said I’m like a clone of them, and they are made up of plastic. So am I made up of plasma or what?” - R3DBOT

Aloha!

The news is a scam. Locuadoxicallosequoxer is not even a thing.

BREAKING NEWS: Local man fallen into a looping paradox after he ate a cookie contains Locuadoxicallosequoxer particle.

SPECTRESPECT

Insert spoiler here.

Let’s steal more nonsense! - Someone who always watching you.

I wonder if nonsense is a crafting material.

Imagine gluing magnets together

Technically, every apps don’t have bugs. You just did it wrongly.

Will we reach infinite nonsenses? Nah that’s illegal.

Will we reach 10000 nonsenses? I hope so.

Will we reach 1000 nonsenses? I hope so.

Throw your REDACTED now.

Throw your device now.

Throw your laptop now.

Throw your phone now.

You are now manually breathing.

What? You want some cookies? Well, you’ve come to the right place, cuz there is none here, I think.

What if.. uh.. i have no idea what i going to do with my brand new nonsense ticker machine.

#ILoveOverusingHashtag

You roll a dice and got 7!

300th nonsense. Nice!

Z_Z

Anti-Hello, Anti-World!

Infinity isn’t a lot.

BREAKING NEWS: A new news channel became our rival and their channel called NEWSING BREAK.

Poggers

woah poggify

#RoadTo300Nonsenses

I tapped too fast, now my phone was dematerialized :(

Most of these nonsense suggestions are short and boring. Can anyone please please suggest longer and funnier nonsenses so i can add them?

Where’s my nonsense?

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NONSENSE FACT: Some of these nonsenses aren’t english.

PANIK GA? PANIK GA? PANIK LAH MASA NGGAK!!!

H3LL0 7H3R3. MY N4M3’5 N0N53N23R!

What kind of tea is hard to drink? Realitea!

the what…