The Good, The Bad, and The Nonsensical

RISCy endeavors

Sony BIOS 2099 is available for Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Playstation 2 and Nintendo DS.

Matcha Iya, aMatchaChi

how the heck there’s 5G underground

MY TEREP.

a BIOS, in the nude

We’re okay with you being here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, accept.
No, no, no, no, no, continue.

STAY SMART, PAY LATER LESS

Murah meriah?!

Cats of all breeds will be Me-O®-wing for joy with the first taste of Me-O® Cat Food. Me-O® elevates the art of balanced nutrition to a new level.

comfy life with tofu

God is a 6-year-old covered in syrup, and I am the iPad he is holding…

finding what to create is as easy as doing nothing

Please make sure to get it done by yesterday

avuncular

Never met a cool straight person.

Have you tried… Plugging in the charger?

I’m pretty much in the C package…

You, yes you. Are you salty?

Assus gog ally

The link we must enter… unfortunately, it’s this: file://private/var/containers/Shared/SystemGroup/systemgroup.com.apple.mobilegestaltcache/Library/Caches/com.apple.MobileGestalt.plist

Alright, you’ve been good, thank you…

freeform://h

Give the fucking cat a fucking cucumber, NOW

Done. Your device should reboot now

Cool, done and jailbroken (hopefully)

Preparing Mac

you would be labeled a Special Case

You can really do anything for bad purposes.

professional professionals

“If you find that your eyes hurt a lot, it’s not unlikely because you’re in a room constantly where the computer is significantly brighter than the room itself is, and that puts a strain on your eyes”
ok, turns on a lamp even though it’s not dark at all

I want that for you.

he’s about to say some delulu nonsense

• How’s lunch just now?
• Lunch is 6-7.
• So is it good or bad?
• 6-7.
• Tomorrow eat again?
• 6-7!
• Okay ah, you very lame ah. I very sianz 1/2. You want to eat? Don’t buay rock leh.
• Sorry I lose, sorry I lose, sorry I lose…

anything can be 6-7

• What does skibidi mean?
• 6-7.

6-7 is basically: skibidi skibidi. skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi. skibidi skibidi s k i b i d i

Now, note that it’s always pronounced as 6-7 (six seven), and not 67 (sixty seven).

…my mac bias is showing

standard literature

Context is worth 1,000 words

Poulet tikka masala?

Masala?

Next up: conviction chicken

gl hf

“just a real simple linear interpolation”

that’s the cost of physics and multiplayer

so we’re gonna do a jump contest

scare air quotes