The Ping: Negative edition (example: -213 ms)
Predicting the past.

context: its impossible to predict the past because it already happened

- cannot schedule new futures after shutdown -

Could you stop that? You’re causing national emergencies.

Come on, think of a really deep conclusion - ah screw it, the happy-ever-after I’m whatever.

What’s better: typing nonsense on a laptop or typing nonsense on a phone?

End-to-end encryption protects children, says UK information watchdog.

did you know
its 2024 in 2 years 😰

If you ever see someone using a capital xi in an equation, just observe them quietly to learn as much as you can before they return to their home planet.

Can you download a product?

I’m having a quarantine party this weekend. None of you are invited!

How many nonsense requests that R3DBOT and NonsenseBot receive each day?

You saw
? Tell me your location and I will have a ##### nonsense squad deployed to your area immediately.

Hey, I’m
! I excel in management. Ever need someone to get the job done? I’ll make sure it happens by ALL means necessary!!! There’s only one thing I hate: REJECTION! I’m always qualified for the position. Say no to me, and I’ll make sure it bites right back. Think I mean that in a threatening way? Well, say no to me and find out what I mean for yourself

hey at least you have spellchecker in NeoChat

mouse controling the mouse

^^^ insert any senseless thing here

is it possible to wake ⬅️ or ➡️?

Nonsensers are ‘playing by the rules’ - but what are the rules, actually?

2527+ UNIQUE NONSENSE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

yaaaay redzery back :>

What a bloody nonsense. I don’t want it to send anything to this room.

Have you stared at your screen and keep typing on and on and on for hours and hours almost every day?

EXPLORE THE NONSENSE GALAXY

Discover nonsense, nonsense, and more nonsense. Share your nonsense with others.

Wondering what’s code 5003? It’s the #5003 nonsense which doesn’t exist for now, and if it does, you’ll find the solution there!

Hey R3DB0T give me some nonsense

I sleep

r?nonsense

Get real

I’m back

“Your mom is a 3D printer”

how to wake 🔽 instead of waking ⬆️

Oh shush you

DON’T USE PROPRIETARY SERVICES FOR YOUR NONSENSE.

We don’t expect to make any dramatical change to nonsense for the next few moments. However, if we do, we will send a notice here.

a room called Nonsense Never Die where almost every message are nonsense

## NEVER MIND

Everything is fine. move along

## URGENT ALERT

Your computer is about to explode. Get to da choppa! No more whining, no more complaining, no more “Mr Kimball, I need to go to the bathroom…” – Nothing! THERE IS NO BATHROOOOOOOMMMM

It’s time to update your Blender!

the nonsense galaxy because you all can’t stop making nonsense every day

Sample text

SwitZERland wasn’t made using Zers

• Oui oui, oui oui, oui oui
• Spanish
• OUI OUI, #####, OUI OUI!!!

Breaking news!
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Please do not open … when open must buy sold.. .

new-phone problem

Don’t treat me like a potato.

for this whole time, I was just like: hah

d- did redzer forget about nonsenses!? 😰

cake topper. Not intended for personal use

I’m giving you ✨SHADE✨

Quick Quack

These folks get it.

rezder no more accept nonsenses 😭