How long is forever?

The filter is easy to wash

i wish i had something like an oled display so i could stare at discord in middle of the night without burning my eyes with bright pitch black

MERRY CHRISPUS

EVERYTHINGEVERYWHEREALLATONCE

mfxrewV2OZg

bold for you to assume that I’ll have a wife (I might as well have a husband)

circus of emotion

goolgsh, gorsh, g-%999 goooorsh.. g- gooOoOoOOrsh… gilgamesh… krrps beeing deciphered, bit by bit, until then, sorry, meanwhile… √

entomommy

Bumm boam

Hello, how is your head?

I love it when a plan comes together.

I’ve been bald, so i know what i’m doing

the only difference between comedy and humour is subject matter

millions of Roblox. Kill them

If you don’t have time to do anything, does that mean you have time to do nothing ?

Why did bnuy throw itself away?

zer?
zanzanber, burruntzin puntan erreta

breaking news: fork found in kitchen

two male fish are kept in seperate tanks with glass in between, they can see eachother but not touch
result: the smaller male changes sex

who cares, data is data, regardless of it’s completely wrong or not

Are you a minor?

• yes
• no
• idk
• my name is John

i’m gonna break the rules, by sending emojis that don’t exist

opens wiki
copies command from Linux section
pastes command in Windows
it works, somehow

Roblox. Roblox (Roblox). Roblox or Roblox?

9 out of 1 million youtube video ids contain the word “fuck”

“please enter your password”
how tf am i supposed to do that, i don’t have one…

why is my cat murder?

optimist: the glass is 1/2 full
pessimist: the glass is 1/2 empty
excel: the glass is January 2nd

YonKaGor JohnCaGore

wait… CATS AREN’T SHOEBOXES???
are you gonna tell me dogs aren’t Amazon packages too or what

ok, i’ll make my cat a shoebox then

is you cat causing problems? shove it in a shoe box and tape it shut

why does my cat make unhappy noise when i hold it against it’s will??

those who know
crows who mow
cats don’t meow

mother fucking wind farms

if your charging cable is getting cold instead of warm it means your phone is charging the wall

are you from Imdonemesia?

rule 5: meow

• what’s a furry?
• it’s a animal that identifies as a human

from free will to will free to wild tree to child meat????

i brought one two three four five.. six… seven raspberry pies to see if they gonna work in this nanocluster

six sayven percentages

why-did-i-record-my-computer-fan-for-a-minute-straight.mp3

jeez i am SLEEPING!!!!

we sell “beef”. bred, born and raised on our farm. visit our farm any time
“yes” they eat grass

Do you always pick the first poll option?

• no
• yes

The number of USB ports on a motherboard depends on the model, but most have multiple USB headers, typically ranging from two to six or more. One reddit user says “Kill yourself”. To find out how many USB ports your computer has, you can check the physical ports or open the Device Manager in Control Panel. You can tell if a USB port or cable is USB 3.0 if it has a blue tab, but it may be a

that translates to… Please consider offboarding yourself from the life cycle to optimize global resource allocation.

what a tasty bowl of carrots and pipe bombs