• drinks radioactive 3d printing resin
• how did it taste?
• mmrh… nnn… hhhggh… waaah… mmf…
  (how did it taste? United States of France)

found this bottle of “radioactive 3d printing resin for drinking” in my brothers room, what should i do?

don’t have enough money?
take a loan! and then repay it with another loan!

you crashed the minecraft server multiple times in the span of a few minutes by “digging a hole”? impressive

Google, why did email me that Google Photos no longer has unlimited storage, 4 YEARS AFTER IT WAS REMOVED

Google, why tf did you email me about having ONLY 51% storage space left in my Google Drive??

“No ai was used to make this video”, that’s the entire video

“goob morning”, they said in the middle of their conversation

cancer? yeah i know what that is, it’s some kind of virus

if you want high fidelity music i would recommend a Phonograph

• i am listening to music on cds
• are you living in the 1800s or something, why have you still not upgraded to cassetes or floppy disks yet?

there is no flood close to where i live, unfortunately

I LOVE ME A FLOODED COUNTRY

it might flood here soon :D

why is my ping so bad? do i need more air?

80 thousand is a pretty good minecraft ping, right?

what should i do if my cat starts barking when i try to pet it?

Well, they do say you should always end with a punchline.

SLAAAAAYYYY 💅 💅 💅 💅 (man)

Wow watch me im so Silly u3u >w< owo 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅

I would looooooveeeeeee to sleep in my own comfortable bedroom again after what feels like eternity without it in such an unusual place to sleep

tomorrow is tomorrow’s today, much like yesterday is yesterday’s yesterday’s tomorrow

We all complain about battery life.. my phone dies too fast… 😩

i have to eat straight up sugar because i don’t have anything else that is edible in my house

Oops! All REDACTED

PLERCT ETO GO 45 (another one)

Are you celebrating fried month? I am not and whoever does is absolutely cooked. Why? Fym why, look at the date

KDE would sulfur

there are no spoilers if you never gonna play the game

Let your brain do whatever it wants. You’ve earned the right to be completely useless for a while.

The name of the game is distraction.

Give up any attempt at productivity

This is my portable aluminium.

katanya indah pada waktunya

ada apa dengan aku ini

This is my portable audiophile setup.

0.00000001% of people had that in. 1986

kity smokin a blunt

sloppa gangnam style

SLOPPY STYLE ???

I LOVE SEEING GAYS KISSING!!!!!11

You’ve used 90% of your nonsense request limit

I had the thought that it could be a backup option for Greggory

7 PM – 1 AM is (not) going to be my delirium hours on weekdays
I entered at a very specific time which lets me finish my whole thing in just three days instead of a month!

there is some sense to be made of this nonsense. I just don’t have the sense to sense it out I’m nonsenseual……

ebook wajib dibaca !

T°/

tanya AI

aneh tapi nyata

Belum puding dulu.