A Kiwi holding a kiwi that eats the kiwi fruit
30933 nonsensinlägg har lagts till i databasen!
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 02:05
delaPrecision Nonsensetyping
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 02:01
delaNANAS: Meningkatkan produksi sperma, Meningkatkan kesuburan
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 01:59
delaIf I have to be big, I will make that size functional.
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 01:36
delamiaou miaou, hon hon hon
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 01:34
dela✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨
Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 01:34
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 01:33
delaWhat’s up between me and you (me and you)?
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 01:31
delapanggilan klinik jiwa
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 00:54
delaWhen I ask it more ‘dangerous’ questions, why does it push me back so hard to make me feel bad?
That’s just the state of how it is. I mean, computers don’t have feelings, meaningfully. You can just always nudge it to be what you want anyway. Sort of.
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tillagd 10 juli 2026 kl. 00:13
delaThe plan’s the plan until it’s not the plan.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 23:54
delaApakah ada KENDALA dalam Pelayanan?
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 23:31
delaThings can be difficult sometimes, but remember, you can’t always control everything around you, but you can always control yourself to those around you.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 20:12
delaAre you interested in the Feetball World Cup 2026?
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 20:11
delaRemember when conspiracy theories were all about Illuminati aluminium?
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 20:10
delaSoup-a Mario’s Brother for the Nintendo Vee
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 20:03
delaA whopping 5% of people are bee according to google translate
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 19:30
delafemboy now a train driver!
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 19:02
delaYou wouldn’t train a model, but you would model a train.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 18:32
delaMoney knows no borders.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 18:31
delaWhat you focus on expands.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 18:14
delano lah aiyo… we’re sponsored by Uncle Roger HAHAHA NOTICE ME SENPAI
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 17:50
delafacts tell, but stories sell
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 17:46
delasometimes the only way to improve is to go through a crisis
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 17:33
delaIn Africa Australia, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 17:26
delaThe United States of America’s name in English is the United States of America.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 17:25
delaChina is a big country inhabited by many Chinese people.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 17:25
delaby land, or air, or even sea (Marina Bay Cruise Centre)
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 17:21
delaNAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAT POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That’s why I’m applying.
PREFFERED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If i had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 16:51
delaTime for a walk!
Another walk!
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 16:42
delaShould you give your microphone a massage?
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 15:16
delaI’ll need a long vacation after this.
(after the school vacation is over for everyone else)
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 15:15
deladoktor itu mengenyangkan
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 15:09
delaif you drink the void it DRINKS BACK
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 15:07
delaThere’s no concept of absence anymore.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 15:06
delacan someone tell Visitor that 1920x152 is NOT a normal resolution
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 14:53
delakapasitas kejiwaan
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 14:43
delayour home far away from home
…how does that work?
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 14:42
delalife is short
make it sweet
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 14:31
delamy kidding friend
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 14:29
delaI Recognize,I,m valuable,i cant just be Anywhere i must be where value is Valued and time is respected. Dont hit on me Value your hit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:48
delaError: expected sentence, received word salad
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:32
delaMen because women to the are left always right
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:30
delaSometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:29
delaIt’s me. Who did you expect?
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:18
delaone thing about trains, it doesn’t matter where they are going. what matters is deciding to get on.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:18
delaThe internet may be a all-you-can-eat buffet for big AI companies and scrapers, but it’s also free for you to put lead in their food.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:17
delaThe sun in your hairstyle is immaculate.
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 13:16
delawe keep them invested in utter nonsense
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 12:59
delaLove: do you know it quite well?
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tillagd 9 juli 2026 kl. 12:57
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