“dont bite the hand that feeds you” what if the hand likes it though?

I PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!

• Why 10?
• It says 10!
  (why then? because 10.)

• How are you feeling?
• You know, I think you can answer that yourself.

I don’t know what zero is.

BOO, BAD NONSENSE! GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE!

Put the dough aside and concentrate on the numbers.

You know, you can’t go wrong with a little 350. 350s… real fire.

Our human brains can’t understand the concept of forever.

How long is forever?

The filter is easy to wash

i wish i had something like an oled display so i could stare at discord in middle of the night without burning my eyes with bright pitch black

MERRY CHRISPUS

EVERYTHINGEVERYWHEREALLATONCE

mfxrewV2OZg

bold for you to assume that I’ll have a wife (I might as well have a husband)

circus of emotion

goolgsh, gorsh, g-%999 goooorsh.. g- gooOoOoOOrsh… gilgamesh… krrps beeing deciphered, bit by bit, until then, sorry, meanwhile… √

entomommy

Bumm boam

Hello, how is your head?

I love it when a plan comes together.

I’ve been bald, so i know what i’m doing

the only difference between comedy and humour is subject matter

millions of Roblox. Kill them

If you don’t have time to do anything, does that mean you have time to do nothing ?

Why did bnuy throw itself away?

zer?
zanzanber, burruntzin puntan erreta

breaking news: fork found in kitchen

two male fish are kept in seperate tanks with glass in between, they can see eachother but not touch
result: the smaller male changes sex

who cares, data is data, regardless of it’s completely wrong or not

Are you a minor?

• yes
• no
• idk
• my name is John

i’m gonna break the rules, by sending emojis that don’t exist

opens wiki
copies command from Linux section
pastes command in Windows
it works, somehow

Roblox. Roblox (Roblox). Roblox or Roblox?

9 out of 1 million youtube video ids contain the word “fuck”

“please enter your password”
how tf am i supposed to do that, i don’t have one…

why is my cat murder?

optimist: the glass is 1/2 full
pessimist: the glass is 1/2 empty
excel: the glass is January 2nd

YonKaGor JohnCaGore

wait… CATS AREN’T SHOEBOXES???
are you gonna tell me dogs aren’t Amazon packages too or what

ok, i’ll make my cat a shoebox then

is you cat causing problems? shove it in a shoe box and tape it shut

why does my cat make unhappy noise when i hold it against it’s will??

those who know
crows who mow
cats don’t meow

mother fucking wind farms

if your charging cable is getting cold instead of warm it means your phone is charging the wall

are you from Imdonemesia?

rule 5: meow

• what’s a furry?
• it’s a animal that identifies as a human