miss call miss call miss call miss call miss call miss call—

✨ where the bed ✨

:Ddpls:

:jah:

:jaj:

LOVE IN ICELAND 2

kucingnya enak sekali [rileks]

tenang… you just need a good snack.

The lua file viewer doesn’t support .lua files????

• (entering a new city) 5G!
• … where?!
• everywhere

get a pan
put 2 spoons of butter
once melted, put heat to “6”
pour risotto
mix slightly
add water until covered
wait 15 minutes, mixing slightly every so often
add cooking cream
mix slightly
wait 5 minutes
turn off heat, add cheese
wait 5 minutes
mix slightly and serve

the congressional power of the purse 👛

Rust developers hate him - Turn C into a memory safe language with this one simple trick.

Why is my trackpad not working?

As of today; no more humans will be born, no more humans will die and everyone will stop aging

ONESHOT IS A VIRUS!!!!!!

when you open it you suddenly start to love Niko

What makes a nonsense entry a nonsense entry.

Checking if nonsense…

little boss pays

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Someone said “K-rubb!!!” 💀💀💀💀

K-rubb!!!

Be careful, there are stairs on your 12 o’clock

Retina XD
Adobe XD
XDDDDD

It wouldn’t be the Indonesian government if it didn’t generate drama out of foreign relations or commercial arrangements worthy of a telenovela.

nonsense as means of escaping reality

is it really gaslighting if there is no gas to light

l’amnésie maintenant, quoi non-sens 🤣😭🤲🙌😵

she bang til i usr/bin/sh

“ dzulfira ”
“ gak enak ! ”
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Thanks for your time.

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nonsense growth hack

i dont think bluetooth works on a distance more than like 5 meters

YOU WILL BE NONSENSED ON SIGHT IF YOU ARE NOT NONSENSFUL ENOUGH

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when someone tells me to turn behind me and i know god damn well there is nothing because im literally next to a wall but i still turn around like crazy

Fist my bump

• Rocky

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[A] Big Dollop of Orange

インギリス丈apenas inglês anglais uniquement nur auf englisch영어만solo en inglés仅限英语الإنجليزية فقط英語のみஆங்கிலம் மட்டும்Только на английскомภาษาอังกฤษเท่านั้นकेवल अंग्रेजी

we live in a world

2 grams of solid ass

If you think my nonsenses are dumb, just imagine how bad the ones are that even I’m too embarrassed to submit

Hey, it looks like you’re waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you’ve been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?

• I’m aware
• Wow, rude

source demanded, you will be punished with 1 year in prison if you fail to comply within 1 hour