Is this real or satire? Yes.

Our approach to [nonsense] is refreshingly simple:

• Step 1: Identify successful existing concept
• Step 2: Add “REDACTED” to the thing
• Step 3: Claim it’s “transformative” and completely different
• Step 4: Hope nobody notices or cares

It’s not the robot’s fault when humans program it to optimize for engagement and it accidentally optimizes for the apocalypse.

You know what this [the nonsense database] needs? Less testing, more ambition, and definitely no safety protocols!

Scaling Nonsense with Human Learning

The Great Database Migration of 2025

you can submit your paranoid delusions here

a human deliberately emulating AI writing styles for comedic effect

Below is a detailed overview based on available information:

Final important tip: The ~~~~ at the very end is Wikipedia markup that automatically

I hope this helps. Of course! Certainly! You’re absolutely right. Would you like nonsense? Is there anything else I can help you with? Let me know if you need more nonsense. Here’s a more detailed breakdown on your request which can be found below. Here is a response.

You know what would be efficient? Using AI to write about why using AI is dangerous.

the most fundamental rule of railroad safety: trains always win

maintain[ing] the kind of dignified silence typically reserved for educational institutions caught teaching dangerous nonsense

Trains, a technology that has been successfully killing people who ignore it since approximately 1825.

Disclaimer: By submitting an entry, you acknowledge that the future of human civilization may depend on people learning from these examples. No pressure.

We appreciate innovative approaches to endangering humanity. Nonsense is (not) one of them.

Why endanger just yourself when you can endanger everyone?

Catastrophic Potential: The decision must be so magnificently short-sighted that future historians will use it as a cautionary tale (assuming there are any historians left).

Your nominee must demonstrate a breathtaking commitment to ignoring obvious sense.

Who will have the last laugh?

honoring those who asked “can we?” without ever asking “should we?”

Join our mission to document [nonsense] misadventure for educational purposes.

This week was 4,297 days long. Anyone else feel that?

Can your reply now

You can search the fish directly on Google Search.

My nonsense is being held hostage

SEXUAL MATADOR GOEBBELS IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOU MEMPHIS GANGBANGERS!

biologo

English (Dutch below)

Remember kids… always bring something light to read when you go to bed!

Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,…)

Confusion Matrix

No, No (yes); No, Yes (no)
Yes, No (no); Yes, Yes (no)

Actual, Predicted

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The moral downfall of society and widespread of mind inhibiting mind destroying lust is more profitable than the most technologically advanced companies in the world.

vibration during walking navigation

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

We wouldn’t dream of spamming you or selling your info.

Correlation: nonsense submissions increase with more activities, especially in-person.

This database is the equivalent of a NAND dump of my brain.

We interrupt this programme to bring you: chair.

Thanks Gen Z, I learn from you every day.

You seem really cool. Please be safe on July 25th.

Don’t. Take. REDACTED.

Whether you’re liberal or conservative, it’s truly abysmal.

Is life common sense?

I just recommend strongly that you don’t use REDACTED. Don’t take REDACTED.

hello, we’re just trying to learn the language, where is logic?

IT’S GONE. IT’S GONE.

r-u-o-k-e

A-n

ANNIE R U OK

ANNIE R U OK

R U OK ANNIE

they’ll never know my trauma…