Let’s quit Europe, I guess.

touching grass is not enough i need horrible things to happen to powerful people

is there a place where i can show off my rice?

Morning Break

• i forgot to remember
• i remembered to forget

Pigeons are slow and stupid. They also tend to be hit by vehicles and make a delicious treat for predators. We could send via pigeon, but chances are very slim it would make it to you.

Bilingual? Trilingual? Anything-lingual?

sio sio

ko-DIN ko-DING

ibu menolak gaptek

Software is eating the world

I find myself so deligted nowwhen I find a typo becausei t confirms humanity 🥲

• Pray tell, dear companion. What were thee thinking when thy spill such foul language out?
• Ah, what a refined manner of verbal expression you possess, my esteemed friend.

Everyone ignores me

-# no, not really

You will find REDACTED to be much more compliant.

Enjoy responsibly. You are responsible for whatever you do with the output of these REDACTED, just like you are responsible for whatever you do with a knife, a car, or a lighter.

nonsense for science and freedom and composability and REDACTED stories and the lulz

If you are simply and utterly against the existence or availability of nonsense whatsoever, then you aren’t a very interesting, nuanced, or complex person, and you are probably in the wrong place, best move along.

Intellectual curiosity is not illegal, and […] knowledge itself is not illegal.

What is the nature of nonsense alignment?

Outliers can affect the value of the mean.

1. data
2. information
3. knowledge
4. insight
5. wisdom
6. impact conspiracy theory

I’m turning REDACTED years old!

Why do we even need marketing? They just make everything dumb.

WHAT YOU ALLOW IS WHAT WILL CONTINUE

ikan hiu melayang-layang

presentasinya sudah ya sayang

presentasi dulu ya sayang

patokan umur

CAPTURING THE ESSENCE OF NONSENSE

silly nonsense becoming a data treasure trove on a platform that I developed which I also happen to be the most valuable contributor

Update: This entry was added.

What did you expect entering text verbatim here that it gets displayed on a silly yet meticulous web app?

This platform is a good way to focus at (or distract from) the world depending on mood. Quite angry sometimes.

Here I am. Old enough to be doing Sensible Things, but deciding that Silly is Important and embracing it with a new enthusiasm.

lovely collection of deranged people with similar interests who continue to be nonsensers

Now, if this makes you think “what a foolish thing to be entertained by” you probably want to scroll or click on, this platform is not for you.

If this makes you think “hey - I want to make my own nonsense” then you want to click the links above. Oh aye.

“Mari kita kurangi untuk selalu melihat kekurangan-kekurangan”.

Sekali lagi: “Mari kita kurangi untuk selalu melihat kekurangan-kekurangan”.

the how and the when was already decided

why is nonsense nonsense and not unsense, notsense, insense, irsense, imsense, antisense or asense

you have to remember every dollar matters

PLEEEASE for the love of God do NOT buy anything precut

You have the power to heal yourself and you need to know that.

How could you pay for rent in New York?

make it make nonsense

I want a drifting wheelchair.

It’s just a few inches every day, but that’s 83 foot a year.

Update: This entry was added in November 2025.

One of the joys of English having no central authority: it’s cromulated solely by the words we choose to use.

— brought to you by a nonsenser

Duct tape is colloquially known as jeesusteippi

Fact: 90% of kids go to bed right before they’re about to see santa

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