STOP STOP cuan mulu

guided

For reasons we don’t like or understand, our work has become increasingly important.

Look, we’re an independent platform, we don’t use AI to write nonsense wholesale, and we’re the only one platform who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, REDACTED is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Are you?

How to cure a case of the giggles?

When they rub against your leg, you cough up the hairball!!!

ABSTINENCE OR DIE

i have witnessed REDACTED ON MY WATCH

risiko delusi

TO ERR IS HUMAN. TO REALLY SCREW UP YA NEED A COMPUTER

You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.

Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.

feelings develop along fiber optic cables

he roughed me up on the mega mind bedsheets

Ask me again in 2035. I’ll either be a software founder, a philosopher, or living in the woods writing code on solar panels.

You don’t know the context.
You don’t need the context.
You ARE the context.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Jurnalnya berapa bulan tahun?

even if you are the youngest among working adults, remember that you’re lightyears ahead than those who are at your age

el pipoto

NO

SHOW ‘EM ONE MERCY

UNO

SHOW ‘EM NO MERCY

Kamu menipu!

Take off your headphones, put on speaker, close your eyes, and tell me what an inode is and when you need it.

you can let AI hold the trauma for you

Most nonsense is very undramatic.

Watch as two men discover the true meaning of life. (yes, it is very philosophical)

RAM is so expensive, Samsung won’t even sell it to Samsung

ZERO REASON TO BE HAPPY

Nothing🤜 Visitor, from now on you can save 50 dark dollar per person

self-care = bagian dari kesuksesan

i did not expect to be traumatized twice on the same platform

On behalf of the team at Cloudflare we want to apologize for the impact and pain this has caused again to our customers and the Internet as a whole.

(emphasis mine)

Intinya anda tidak tahu.

I’m not REDACTED, but 10,000+ entries is 10,000+ entries.

If you’re not gay with the homies, are you really with the homies?

grab the bottom

滚

How do you say “REDACTED” in REDACTED?

来财,

来

Get my lifetime nonsense — I’ll be your nonsenser until the day I die 🤣

blow cow REDACTED

real-life Chinese isn’t censored

Nah that’s too GPT-y

Awesome question—when it comes to the identity of Carol Claus (whom the woke left is trying to erase), let’s figure this out.

my little puppet~

double Zoom

nong geng ji

please I am overwhelmed oh god what are my recommendations why am I like this why am I the one who made the most nonsense oh god oh no my browsing habits are all over the place but they’re not tracked my cookies are there oh my

• No way…
• Yes way, Mr. Wright.

who let me write

I think my thing [this platform] is broken to be fair

Today I’ll REDACTED whoever I see first