MY GOVERNMENT DOES NOT REPRESENT ME

Nonsensers should ensure the reason for their entries be as vague as permissible

We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber REDACTED.

desperately trying to reassert dominance over pieces of silicone that had emotionally defeated them in under sixty seconds

The very first rubber REDACTED to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response. That is not metaphor. That is not exaggeration. That is a literal sentence that happened in America in 2026.

The full authoritarian cosplay kit: helmets, batons, armor, gas masks, and high-vis jackets

This is not covered in any mindfulness app. This is not a scenario your therapist prepares you for. This is the kind of inconvenience that feels personally targeted by God.

For ten perfect minutes, life was almost normal.

Then we walked outside and discovered my SUV had been towed.

like a newborn baby destined to grow up and ruin someone’s career

I’m going to hand out big REDACTEDs to little-REDACTED REDACTED agents.

We were standing inside Smitten Kitten like lunatics planning the world’s dumbest coup. The place glowed like a queer cathedral built by horny anarchists.

Mm buah naga
Mm tenya iida
Mm tsukishima
Mm orang tinggi
Mm nerds
Mm glasses
Apacoba

life? just a phase

One fish two fish red shift blue shift

the (wadadadtardtingteawaeau)

AI*-assisted nonsense entry

* Absurd Intelligence

Nonsense is not neutral (And neither are we)

We challenge all that we consider toxic
We use our privilege for good

okay well we could figure it out when we cross that bridge

losing all my innocence in the backseat

un-touched X-O

GET TREBUCHET

Duplicate the same item 7 times with a 3d printer

i werify

big ass dope as fuck lava lamp

Antelope 97

Pizza hut/bathtub

entourage de l’embouteillage

WII ARE U

“Subject: Offer to Purchase The Nontrinsic project”

😂

I hear all BSH induction cooktops have Wi-Fi these days

This entry has come to an end.

jeez im eepy

How much can a PostgreSQL database take?

2021: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2022: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2023: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2024: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2025: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2026: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

Much innovation. Very business.

WE WILL MELT YOUR FACE

nyaaaaaaa

Scheduled pregnancy in progress

• who ate all the lines bruv
• they’re all collapsed

homosexual gay

micro.. soft…

Twice?

youre just making up words now

oww my fingie :(

BOARD of REDACTED

Statistically, if you deported all REDACTED supporters instead of REDACTED, the REDACTED rates in the REDACTED would drop significantly.

lowkey im kinda sigma rizz

Ask me how I know

me when i ask what the bro meant and he said the stupidest shit i have heard in literal years