Can you please just go home? I don’t want to deal with your mom.

Do I know you? Have I seen you before? 😨

I love Froyo — OMG brain freeeeeeeeze! I scream for ice cream and I blah blah blah blah…

Why are eggplants called eggplants? Because when they’re growing, they look like little eggs!

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Wait, everything is JavaScript?
Always has been.

Bathalenias the best way for you and your team and I will send you the best time to give me a copy of my resume and cover with plastic and reconstructive surgeon and I will do the needful as soon it was a temporary to create a binding contract in the next few weeks back I am not able and I am looking forward for the use was great meeting the team i am from the game on Sunday at the picture when the time of year is going on with your family are well known and respected in the morning of the blocks is a good day I would like in the morning of June is the first message to the water is a very happy to the water but the other day I would love to the right direction buttons on the game on Sunday morning and the will of the blocks too many videos I will send you a call from a mobile.

I hate when I’m looking at oranges and bananas and then suddenly pigeons send me to the abyss

HELP What are all these things I keep hearing about, like nonsense, makesense, tiles, nonsensebot, database, …?

No way should be longer than 10-15 km. Typically, they will actually be much shorter.

Creating Nonsense From Nonsense Galaxy Content

a child is a gift that keeps recieving

Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.

If Windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?

Someone submit to the AUR. NOW!

when NVIDIA open-sources their drivers: what? the world coming to the end???

It’s super easy! Just press a button and copy-paste a command.

Better to bork a system a mere 15 minutes into the installation process than to bork it after 15 days.

How can you tell if someone is an Arch Linux user? You don’t have to, they are going to tell you.

and they tell you to READ THE MANUAL

www.www.www

www.www.org

Under our clothes we’re all naked.

Nonsense, done right.

When the sense has no sense that nonsense didn’t have sense, thus; nonsense has no sense that it turns sense into nonsense, nonsense into sense, and so on and so forth

Does it make sense that it makes sense that nonsense doesn’t make sense?

Ignorance is bliss is the same as nonsense is clever

Does a Batboy grow up to become a Batman

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, Microwave

Would dragons think we’re cool because we can create water in our mouths

You can divide 100.000.001 by 17

How do I stop myself from asking questions?

How can a person without ears wear glasses

Cuttlefish = not fish
Starfish = not fish
Jellyfish = not fish
Silverfish = not fish
Shellfish = not fish

Seahorse = fish

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What would a vampire do if he is in a mirror maze
He can’t see himself through the mirror and it will be impossible that he will find the exit

Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I can’t see

-Person with eyes closed

If flies could talk, would they call us a walk

Do blind people with guide dogs pick up their dog’s poop

If a glass door says HƧUꟼ, you have to pull to open it

Height depends on how tall you are

I want to send nonsense but I forgot what then nonsense was

Ducks are waterproof chickens

Exercise is more difficult the more you need it

If poison expires, will it be more poisonous or no longer poisonous

If a 9 year old used anti aging cream that makes you 10 years younger, would they disappear

A table is a plate for plates

Every odd number has an “e” in it

I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice

What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered