Baby blue buildings far above the crystal grove
Magenta plated terrace with a table and a stove
Guarded golden railing just to frame the pretty stars
Fix that old piano and the birds will fall apart

We just made a groundbreaking product.
Introducing the new nokia phone

Have you ever noticed every groundbreaking product usually is announced at january or february or march or april or may or june or july or august or september or october or november or december?

It’s old, but pretty modern for some reason.

from now on you’re a robot, beep baap boop blorp bleep

peace love and harmony! in favour of all those faulty beings i altered my words to describe the reality. 🕊️

i am very proud to be the first idiot recognizing this failing code! 😀

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I scream

All the people putting “You’re asleep, wake up” in random places make it less likely that you’ll actually wake up because you probably think that it’s a joke. So instead I wrote this in hopes it will appear in a place that you’ll believe and realise that it’s not a joke. Wake up Visitor, please

the donut of a plastic plate the donut

Even though a chat might be dead, all it takes is someone, and maybe a couple of days, to get it somewhat ‘active’ again.

actually should you put ‘and’, ‘or’ on a separate sentence

Shut up! Shut up! sHuT uP!

some use defunction 💀

It’s the fox!

Sorry, it got me disoriented. Anyone knows why? 🥴

CarScript

“I’ve seen languages that use fn, fun, func and function. I’m still hoping to discover a funct, functi, or functio somewhere”

✨ aesthetic ✨

Roses are red;
Violets are blue
You forgot a semicolon;
On line number 2;

timer: 2 minutes left
1 minute later
timer: 3 minutes left
me: what!!!!

If you pronounce json as json, then how do you pronounce json

🎵 what do you mean 🎵

I’m in love with your potty

KDE Plasma now has ‘Material You’???

I need nonsense at school

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

imagine having navigation for airplanes

though I always capitalize the ‘I’ and have the word capitalized at the start (mostly)

and then you have ome people whi types (really fast) like thsi

A generic public building. Don’t use!

yes ? ? Androzic no yes yes yes no no

gawa

Find online resources – along with the resources available at libraries, the internet is full of reliable grammar games, lessons, exercises, quizzes, and tips.

simping your own creation?

childhood is when you idolize batman
adulthood is when you realize cheese is really expensive

🍈 🥤
watermelon

If your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it

stop using 💀 as laughing emoji for gods sake

“or whatever” 💀 💀 💀

Whats the secret of energy of cat Boris?
Its tantum verde forte

This nonsense not only is bananas, but it’s also about bananas, because what’s going on with bananas is, frankly, pretty bananas

did you know 64 bits (8 bytes) can store 16 billion gigabytes

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Noooo mooree Dollar!
Nooo moreeee Cash!!
Nooo more Economy!!!
Nooooo moooreeee Rich people!

there shouldn’t be money. get rid of money, no more dollar

blame depresso expresso owner

Dead server

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