“Mind your own business”

• the monkeys -

Miraculously both divers survived the 294-foot fall, but now they faced a harrowing predicament. … Helplessly trapped, with nothing to keep them warm, … all they could do was huddle together and pray that rescuers would find them in time. … But time was not on their side.

Both divers survived the 294-foot fall.

Only the fool would take trouble to verify that his sentence was composed of ten a’s, three b’s, four c’s, four d’s, forty-six e’s, sixteen f’s, four g’s, thirteen h’s, fifteen i’s, two k’s, nine l’s, four m’s, twenty-five n’s, twenty-four o’s, five p’s, sixteen r’s, forty-one s’s, thirty-seven t’s, ten u’s, eight v’s, eight w’s, four x’s, eleven y’s, twenty-seven commas, twenty-three apostrophes, seven hyphens and, last but not least, a single !

I prefer to keep my keyboard compact and a smaller font makes it look sleeker in a smaller size, but it turns the emoji panel into a vision test.

me when my neighbor eats my chair

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Your kitty would buy Cisco.

As uncomfortable as it may be, one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter, and different jurisdictions have different laws.

I died 42 times in my lifetime.

i have consumed metal

We will have to flower the waters

BEWARE OF GLASS

Job was canceled? Canceled

If it can draw triangles, that means it can render things!

Is it “fish and chips”, or “fish and fries”? They’re inconsistent for some reason.

I ran out of nonsense. Please Insert New Nonsense here.

How can I request my data?

We have collected every bit on information of you, and we can confirm that ⚠️

Your life is my property

blow, blown, bow, bowl, flow, flown, glow, grow, grown, growth, low, mow, mown, own, row, show, slow, snow, sow, sown, stow, strow, throw, tow, and trow

MESSY BUSINESS FROM GRILL

Never use Google Translate for translating nonsense, it may come out as a whole new nonsense in the target language.

Can’t warn yourself.

Ear do be sleeping tho

Predictive text, and autocorrect, are the new ways to make nonsense that is more likely to be able to be nonsensical instead of being ordinary.

Picture frames are a good way to frame your pictures, especially — actually, yes, they are that good.

Think of this: how often do you do that? It would make sense to not cover it up.

“I don’t want to end this video on a sad note, so in other, more uplifiting news, Facebook or Meta was down in 25% yesterday, and Zuckerberg’s net worth declined by about 30 billion dollars”




it keeps showing me unexpected token

me: use expected token then 🧠

and then it dies

yes i can <3

NO

*a top that covers*

Is it my potato mixture?

• She’s probably screaming.
• Aaaaaaaah! Why? laughs

I love this kitchen and now I don’t really love this kitchen, I don’t know, if I want to fix it even…

I’m bored I need to do something

Basically, unless you’re cooking ramen with an open-door 1.000 watt portable microwave in your pocket, you’re 100% safe. Even then, you’re more in danger of burns than you are of RF sickness.

linebreak

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lots of linebreaks that may break

Trident Wielding Laser Shooting Death Cookie

Phew.. What a Mouthful!

a lotta yall still dont get it. ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes. Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces.

Fun Fact: Kitchen Blender are Blender nemesis

Because when Blender make something, Kitchen Blender destroy it and MAKE IT INTO A JUICE?!?!?!?!?

When my Message get ⭐ ?

-10 second from now

I see the of when is him where powers ignition? Yes, saturn the paper him.

Every meeting has a goodbye.

General purpose style. Dense cities shown cleanly. Features contour lines, routes, surface quality, access restrictions, road shields, paths rendering according to SAC scale, whitewater sports items.

Simple driving style. Gentle night mode, contour lines, contrasting orange styled roads, dims secondary map objects.