my mom is using bing 😰

lemme rephrase this

Self react!!!!1!1!1!1!!!

conga rats

owo i hope someone vewifies dis nonsense ¬w¬

Let us Discard Discord for the Decreed of not wasting Disproportionate assets as well as Dislocation of time

SEE YA TOMORROW MORNING

Let the keyboard make the write way. Oh, “write”? It is “right”.

You only have 7 hours left!!! In this moment, it is quite difficult to wind down yourself.

cough cough EXCUSE ME????

Do you really need to design something after doing some programming? Yeah, I am tired of seeing lines upon lines of code and would like something visual.

if you keep staring at me it will get awkward

What? ***They removed the customization options?***Is Mint the new GNOME?

id rather be drunk but at least im in love

“Society and Modern Teenagers”

• Xbox and Microsoft

macos users when they hear “windows is the best”
linux users when they hear “windows is the best”

java developers when they run out of coffee

why did I decide to make a web app for school anyway

web developers when creating web apps

Word up! Wake up to a whole new nonsense.

fleu 🎐

I can get night vision with the cool new gadget I bought!
It’s called a flashlight

My uncle was arrested for being a fake png :(

JavaScript when <>

javascript developers when javascript

• I want to stab myself 47 times
• Least suicidical discord user

me on my way to beat makesense to death

I had a nonsense idea but i forgor 💀

Apple pie discovered in the local kitchen

ablution and sound

Set up and his right; the world’s most average collocution.

The best of the best and the chicken Sam loves.

SDFK George ain’t the best

Thunderbolt? Walter White can’t hear.

Disadhawi, and I will not be able to give up the hero.

I just want to sleep, not dealing with this existential crisis anymore!

i suppsoe put oragnisc on aidc but sudfdenlly i pour on my hansds

Hi, I’m supposedly RZ and welcome to Jack( )! We are going to try if we can make a song in Fruity Loops Studio Mobile without using the Michielead!

i don’r make snese

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Whereas the world drives on the Right side of the road, British people tend to drive on the Wrong side of the road.

this is the longest nonsense line that i ever submit in #nonsense channel that is in the #deleted-channel category right? am i right? or im wrong? do i wrong? or right? alright, i’ve been really weird now lel

how to make grass that looks good without destroying computers

💻 😱 🔫 🕵️
“you have 60 seconds to invert this binary tree”

“Design design design design, design design.” - Apple

hush hush 🦜

Terrified, he ran away from where he was and tried to focus about something else. But it was very difficult, he thought about strawberry smoothie, and filled a glass of the smoothie to himself.

But that thought, that program to destroy his own heart-system, came like a nightmare to his mind! After drinking the smoothie, he decided to take a nap.

And he slept. While he was sleeping, without knowing what he was doing, he dreamt about that dangerous thought program.
He focused on the program without knowing….

His recently installed artificial heart accepted the program. It overheated and destroyed.

Ziaf al farizi died at age 20 due to heart failure.

Ziaf al farizi was born in 2085.
Thought programming is a thing nowadays. And Ziaf himself was a creature made up of both natural human parts and installed robotic parts.

Back in early 21’st century, people programmed using text-based programming languages. Then came vocal programming, where you talked to the computer in a so-called ‘vogramming’ language to program the computer.

Thought programming (TP) is the newest technology, in that you just focus your mind into a sequence of instructions, and the computer will be programmed.

Ziaf studied thought programming at Z3RT3CH university of Indonesia.

Thought programming is a very new field, first came out of research in 2095, and immediately became popular.

Ziaf recently (in 2101) bought a artificial heart with TP support.
And he installed it immediately without thinking two times.

Ziaf was also a hobbiyist hacker, who searched (thought search of course) a lot about accessing other people’s computers and about programming firmware without permission.

One day, he searched about, ‘A program to burn and permanently destroy a computer’

Various search results came out. He went to newhacker.org. There was listed an example program, a picture (focusing on pictures are the new way to thought programming) He studied the picture intently.

Suddenly to his mind came the realization of how to do the thing (burn and destroy) to his own thought-programming-supported heart!

i think i will soon have fear of flowers because of redzers arts 🗿

• Number1#4325 august 1st 2022

i poop