why does wearing a mask is normal now even though you and others around may not be sick

Yay! My emojis aren’t black-and-white outlined icons anymore! 🎉

The rule of placing “an” before a vowel is actually to place “an” before a vowel sound.

When the letter H itself would be an H and not a H — unless, of course, you pronounce the letter as “haitch”, in which case it would be a H and not an H.

1,12371E+12

yeah I have no idea anymore what are these translations

[ … ] boing boing

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

Oi! You know how long I wait for you???????

Want to go Orchard walk walk see see or not?

So what I do was, I sit down and I ting ting ting, until I get answer lor.

I’m done counting the Lucas Numbers

2 1 3 4 7 11 18 29 47 76 123 199 322 521 843 1364 2207 3571 9349 15127 24476 39603 64079 103682 167761 271443 439204 710647 1149851 1860498 3010349 4870847 7881196 12752043

Check if mod

“Are you a fan of Apple?”
“I have pledged my soul and body to Apple. I sold my children last winter to purchase their entire catalog”

it’s not 300° 🥶

Cat rice

Oh my god, fake checks

discord

matrix

there’s 2 cats on my chair

my cat wants a banana

what’s that

Ты думаешь мы нет 😠
А мы конечно да 😄

Fun fact: WWW stands for ieopfgkfjkop´ghpokwjfktp´çlphkjnmkdlçlmknhmktfgnvhklpwksrkrlplkdejnklw

not enough comedy awards to award to this funi

ur mom jokes are beyond comedy

royal kuchen

Introducing NonsenseScript

- Insane syntax, almost feels like englishn- Boilerplate-driven (inspired by just another verbose annoyance or j.a.v.a.)n- Blazingly slown- Built for windows phonennHere’s an example of a NonsenseScript program:

GNOME itself tries to be like macOS

🌕

This machine is a server
DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!!!

cringing at the word ‘cringe’

dead nerd

It can take anything between couple of hours up to days, depending on how fast they review it. If they’re feeling particularly funny, they may block it again for some nonsense reasons, who knows. It has been uploaded to the Play Store right before the bot sent the notice, the rest is out of my control.

🍳 The Pan can fix all problems (except usage).

nonsense.mp0

nonsense.wat

a_table = {} -- Creates a new, empty table

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hmmm i feel like we need umm, less letters

Find and install hundreds of apps and games for Linux. Enjoy GIMP, GNU Octave, Spotify, Steam and many more!

Health is not valued until sickness comes.

Eat to live, not live to eat.

🔊 🎶 🦜

Kids (for kids)

you can adjust things easily on the computer but on paper you have to re-draw to adjust

maybe

Trying to draw a user interface on paper precisely with the font and stuff is difficult

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