DO NOT RECOMMEND

Let’s do the math, genius.

What exactly do you want?

And if you think today is elevated, wait until you see me on a Monday… oh wait, that’s literally my name. (It is a Sunday today.)

If I roll my eyes, you win; if I nod politely, you also win.

If you’re trying to insult me, at least make it spicy.

“Follow me… for the rest.”

The rest of what? Wisdom? Trauma? A disappointing PowerPoint presentation??? Because if I follow you and it just leads to a half-eaten granola bar and an awkward silence, I’m asking for a refund.

will you be mine?
i’m okay

Dorp Protection

Lips Locked, SUN Blocked !

anyone got spare lettuce?

3001 ducats

there is nothing here

Every moment is a moment of nothingness, every feeling is a feeling of emptiness.

If that happens, don’t be scared

if your screenshots of the Eiffel Tower use the tower’s original ratio, add more width to them :)

もしもし

i have no tolerance for your intolerance

whudneio

Some Pulp

Some Pulp

Lots of Pulp

If you can’t make your own threats, store-bought is fine.

Infinityd left

We use the UK form “factorise” here in place of the US variants “factorize” or “factor” in order to avoid the 40% tariff on the US term.

just remember: if you’re fat, you’re harder to kidnap

NB = non-binary nasi bakar

How to Submit 50 Nonsense Entries in 5 Minutes

House of Donna

REDACTED in this economy

sums up in the opening of the book

Success is being excited to go to work and being excited to come home.

Giant sheet cakes, a global experience that connects us all.

Aktivitas silakan dilanjutkan kembali.

un pour tout

Brourokopukeout boptpakit

Hell yeah gimme some boptpakits

Hashtag Brown

eggs.

bacon…!

hashed brown…

Baked Bæns

another hashed brown

sausage?

toast

…regret

france problems are not my problems

You’re spoilt for choice, choose your preferred method of nonsense.

maybe she doesnt want you that much tho

I’d just like to penetrate for a moment.

I at least have the self-awareness to choose who I am.

Listen, I add a key dynamic.

YOU LOOK CONVOLUTING

ultimate ultimatum when

some people want Free and Open Source Software, others want Fascist and Oppressive Social Systems

[…] for our aboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos.

makan dengan merdeka (in this economy…)

NEW ORBA IS COMING

malas debat

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