I wake up inside a decently big glass box. The sterile blue light acknowledges my existence. I look around and see abnormally clean, pristine white tiles covering all six sides of the room. I do not have any memory of who I am. I don’t even know my last name. Or my first name. Or my middle name. Or if I even have a middle name. Or how many I do have. I don’t even know the date. Or time. All I truly know is this mysterious number I’ve been tagged with. 861. I’ve been told it’s my “subject identification number”. I guess there’s no getting out of here.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
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