Be a human! Be a human amongst us!

I want joy for my family on Christmas and it’s been a tough YEAR—

This is the only way to get nonsense?

Every single one of you beautiful minds are being wrought by the liberal agenda!

Ho, ho, ho! Hello, children! You’re REDACTED being lied to.

I’ve been absolutely swamped up here.

Sometimes you shouldn’t ask questions you already know the answer to.

There’s multiple ways to melt.

I’ve been REDACTED the REDACTED.

There’s fuckin’ three things to do here: Fuck, go in the river, and go for a walk.

That’s a big REDACTED. I can’t compete.

A true carpenter would go to church.

God understood that I had an assignment, so he let me put it on hold or whatever.

• Does anything unusual turn you on?
• Monopoly, if I’m looking to have a bad time.

• What would you say is your biggest fear?
• Uh, I’m a vegetarian.

His name is the Hamburglar.

A silent tube slide.

Don’t forget, I’m playing for children’s rights.

A lone feline creature dominates the scene. The setting appears to be indoors at Unknown Location, evidenced by the tiled floor. No other beings or objects of significance are present.

This Feline appears to be of Feline descent. Its annual income is estimated between $0-0. It is likely devoted to Animism. Its emotions are largely suppressed and it is dressed in nothing. Its good hobbies include sleeping, grooming and hunting insects. Its bad hobbies include chasing shadows, scratching furniture, and yowling at night.

The Cat seems to exhibit primal instincts; hence we can target them with products that appeal to these drives, such as gourmet cat food, scratching posts, anti-anxiety sprays, and interactive toys like the Whisker Wonderland interactive cat toy (SmartyKat), Feather Frenzy teaser wand (Go Cat Da Bird), the scratching post (PetFusion Ultimate Cat Scratcher Lounge), and the calming pheromone diffuser (Feliway Classic), along with premium wet cat food (Fancy Feast), a comfortable cat bed (Best Friends by Sheri), automated cat feeders (PetSafe), and health insurance for your cat (Lemonade).

nonsense is just escapism

whoosh whoosh whoosh, yes !

zoom noise boys

the fu is noodle sauce

On average, around 100 REDACTED words get expressed every day at [reacted].

Is nonsense acceptable in school?

You gotta let them burn or they’re not gonna learn.

Who told you that you could bring pre-opened juice boxes?

Last advice: I’m not an ATM!

H or is H not the same thing that is the difference

OK but the point is not to be the only best one but rather to have an unbiased objective of being able to predict what you are actually doing

Is the term for the use case for the word to refer be in a sentence of the sentence word sentence in the sentence context in a the a which sentence?

My major skills are being weird and petting cats, and so far this has not translated into success

You can’t cut back on nonsense! You will regret this!

Fact: Plazmoids have no concept of humbleness.

I’m pretty cool but I cry a lot

I meow, therefore I am

There’s always time for nonsense

Inenincreasingly competitiviviroment

TIL that the author is a bit of a troll

G is a bit of a joke

The sky is feeling trans now

you got oil what happens if you get oil?

It just so happens that you’re blue at random!

chaotic nonsense

The exam helped me find out I’m allergic to cats and dogs and houses apparently…

You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.

Your mother and I think you’re hooked on phonics.

I love REDACTED as much as a straight man can love another man

The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.

If you can traumatize a REDACTED, that’s insane.