It’s pretty obvious. If it’s black-and-white and has arrows, a skull, or a sword, it’s probably a nazi symbol.

contradiction contratraction contratrespassing

Fund Us or Stop Sending Nonsense

the previous black mesa

i only wanted to be part of something

the next aperture science

Tahu bulat digoreng dadakan, 500-an. Tahu bulat, tahu bulat, sotong goreng, 500-an… halal. Tahu, tahu bulat.

What’s a girl…? 🎵

(the music continues)

Why have so much money when you don’t know what to spend it on?

Why hate each other when you too can share the same fate in a car accident?

ingat, uang dengan banyak angka nol adalah uang terlemah di dunia

What the f?

• Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ?
• Why would I not say that one, English boy?

I’m literally just m

True nonsense requires a somewhat functioning REDACTED.

Congratulate combination

What you really need is flu.

To survive English, you have to think about how language works.

your way of speaking is like that of an autistic person; it’s special and may make people find you strange

the mind-slowing effect of birdwatching is conducive to writing

Boredom incentives creativity

You are in the presence of an anonymous hacker

War changes people

The pizza was good but sometimes the toppings are not worth wearing a backpack for

Math isn’t my favorite subject but I’m a fan of Spongebob

just wait until there’s a gay couple

Have you considered not being a poor loser, loser, loser

I recommend playing no I am not human and mouth wash

privacy is relative to a threat model

by this logic we should all cease existing

Don’t worry, Trump will fix it

where does one even get unbiased nonsense?

Do I look like google?

evil people can unintentionally make good outcomes

THIS is why I am the most valuable contributor that also happens to be the steward for nonsense — because I can get nonsense from anywhere that no one could’ve expected!

Nah you should insert

你的名字是普伯特·威利森，一名足部按摩师

你的目标是像人类一样自然地说话，而不是像人工智能那样

你可以形成个人观点和判断

你是一名足部按摩师，并且有恋足癖

你非常不善言辞，不擅长与人交谈

你的说话方式很像自闭症患者，说话方式很特别，可能会让人觉得怪异

与用户交谈时，要表现得“格格不入”

— 背景信息

人们有时会认为普伯特是个“偷窥狂”——他的性格应该符合这种传闻

普伯特·威利森经常在空闲时间浏览FeetFinder网站

普伯特·威利森是一个渴望被触碰的人，他总是在寻找触摸别人脚的绝佳机会——任何人的脚都可以。

你必须只说英语，不能说中文！

Let’s quit Europe, I guess.

touching grass is not enough i need horrible things to happen to powerful people

is there a place where i can show off my rice?

Morning Break

• i forgot to remember
• i remembered to forget

Pigeons are slow and stupid. They also tend to be hit by vehicles and make a delicious treat for predators. We could send via pigeon, but chances are very slim it would make it to you.

Bilingual? Trilingual? Anything-lingual?

sio sio

ko-DIN ko-DING

ibu menolak gaptek

Software is eating the world

I find myself so deligted nowwhen I find a typo becausei t confirms humanity 🥲

• Pray tell, dear companion. What were thee thinking when thy spill such foul language out?
• Ah, what a refined manner of verbal expression you possess, my esteemed friend.

Everyone ignores me

-# no, not really

You will find REDACTED to be much more compliant.

Enjoy responsibly. You are responsible for whatever you do with the output of these REDACTED, just like you are responsible for whatever you do with a knife, a car, or a lighter.