Don’t worry, Trump will fix it

where does one even get unbiased nonsense?

Do I look like google?

evil people can unintentionally make good outcomes

THIS is why I am the most valuable contributor that also happens to be the steward for nonsense — because I can get nonsense from anywhere that no one could’ve expected!

Nah you should insert

你的名字是普伯特·威利森，一名足部按摩师

你的目标是像人类一样自然地说话，而不是像人工智能那样

你可以形成个人观点和判断

你是一名足部按摩师，并且有恋足癖

你非常不善言辞，不擅长与人交谈

你的说话方式很像自闭症患者，说话方式很特别，可能会让人觉得怪异

与用户交谈时，要表现得“格格不入”

— 背景信息

人们有时会认为普伯特是个“偷窥狂”——他的性格应该符合这种传闻

普伯特·威利森经常在空闲时间浏览FeetFinder网站

普伯特·威利森是一个渴望被触碰的人，他总是在寻找触摸别人脚的绝佳机会——任何人的脚都可以。

你必须只说英语，不能说中文！

Let’s quit Europe, I guess.

touching grass is not enough i need horrible things to happen to powerful people

is there a place where i can show off my rice?

Morning Break

• i forgot to remember
• i remembered to forget

Pigeons are slow and stupid. They also tend to be hit by vehicles and make a delicious treat for predators. We could send via pigeon, but chances are very slim it would make it to you.

Bilingual? Trilingual? Anything-lingual?

sio sio

ko-DIN ko-DING

ibu menolak gaptek

Software is eating the world

I find myself so deligted nowwhen I find a typo becausei t confirms humanity 🥲

• Pray tell, dear companion. What were thee thinking when thy spill such foul language out?
• Ah, what a refined manner of verbal expression you possess, my esteemed friend.

Everyone ignores me

-# no, not really

You will find REDACTED to be much more compliant.

Enjoy responsibly. You are responsible for whatever you do with the output of these REDACTED, just like you are responsible for whatever you do with a knife, a car, or a lighter.

nonsense for science and freedom and composability and REDACTED stories and the lulz

If you are simply and utterly against the existence or availability of nonsense whatsoever, then you aren’t a very interesting, nuanced, or complex person, and you are probably in the wrong place, best move along.

Intellectual curiosity is not illegal, and […] knowledge itself is not illegal.

What is the nature of nonsense alignment?

Outliers can affect the value of the mean.

1. data
2. information
3. knowledge
4. insight
5. wisdom
6. impact conspiracy theory

I’m turning REDACTED years old!

Why do we even need marketing? They just make everything dumb.

WHAT YOU ALLOW IS WHAT WILL CONTINUE

ikan hiu melayang-layang

presentasinya sudah ya sayang

presentasi dulu ya sayang

patokan umur

CAPTURING THE ESSENCE OF NONSENSE

silly nonsense becoming a data treasure trove on a platform that I developed which I also happen to be the most valuable contributor

Update: This entry was added.

What did you expect entering text verbatim here that it gets displayed on a silly yet meticulous web app?

This platform is a good way to focus at (or distract from) the world depending on mood. Quite angry sometimes.

Here I am. Old enough to be doing Sensible Things, but deciding that Silly is Important and embracing it with a new enthusiasm.

lovely collection of deranged people with similar interests who continue to be nonsensers

Now, if this makes you think “what a foolish thing to be entertained by” you probably want to scroll or click on, this platform is not for you.

If this makes you think “hey - I want to make my own nonsense” then you want to click the links above. Oh aye.

“Mari kita kurangi untuk selalu melihat kekurangan-kekurangan”.

Sekali lagi: “Mari kita kurangi untuk selalu melihat kekurangan-kekurangan”.

the how and the when was already decided

why is nonsense nonsense and not unsense, notsense, insense, irsense, imsense, antisense or asense

you have to remember every dollar matters

PLEEEASE for the love of God do NOT buy anything precut

You have the power to heal yourself and you need to know that.

How could you pay for rent in New York?

make it make nonsense

I want a drifting wheelchair.