you shouldn’t steal, i just do it anyway

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Arti “oh fuck I forgot” fyber

instead saying hi, paste this link https://web.archive.org/web/20240912033059if_/https://artifyber.carrd.co/assets/images/image02.jpg (and make sure to disable embeds)

• I’m commandeering this plane!
• What?
• … I’m commandeering this plane!
• What?
• I’m commandeering this plane.
• What?
• I’m commandeering this plane?
• What?
• I’m commandeering this… argh
• Sit down, sir. The seat belt sign is on!

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It actually uses the same database as nonsensebot, but it’s been filtered, redacted, only has single line entries and hasn’t been updated since it was added

yeah no im tired

AW COMEE ONNUHHH 💅💅💅💅

meong dong

i swear i hear nicopatty leitmotif in some of the songs

oh… canonically hung then

Is it a crime to want more?

TRANSAKSI ANDA GRATIS JIKA TIDAK MENDAPATKAN STRUCK PEMBELANJAAN

Ma Casa Es Tu Casa

kicaw. kicaw. kicaw. kicaw!!!

Tolong konfirmasi kalau kamu salah ngomong

How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

Make a friend! Wish a friend!

Donald Duck. Shhh!

Parce que… parce que… parce que…???

Kalian kan ahli menolak, ya?

Short version: dog on floor.

berbeda itu bagus

elle est fermée à clé

noai moai

The best photos are also available as print /print products (wall and desk calendars, photo flip, etc).

What’s up with the nonsensical text?

Surprise, that’s me!

Extended Human Nature

i think I woulg like my taransgender mom nnd sister to SpitRoaste me perhahp.

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Is anyone else having an issue with their NeuraLink submitting unapproved posts? I am deeply concerned.

henceforty every PosT is mine BUT UNLY TH FUNY ONES.

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posting to Nonsense like i’m helen keller

my wife lef me for a Great Dane wif a Huge . presunality-. mybad for dating-…….

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i dont get the LinkedIn hate, ive hooked up with so many lonely single Hiring Agents in my Area i cant fit em on a a one page resume

for Technical Reasons of Web Development we may need to refer to our specific technical notes for human and machine interpretilbility:

1. machines operating systems that open Windows or even imagine an Apple still need to think about colors in web development like Red, Yellow and Green or they would not render problerly through Windows or even Apples. Linux will be fine though, in particular NixOS. so with due respect, we will bargain a compromise and not think wholly as Red Yellow Green as in their specific definition of color category but rather in Every Wavelength, and every Frequency, of the Electromagnetic Specture, and put weight on light too

th raisin I , am THE funnies one here. is MY schizo-post come from Veritaple, REAL skits-of-frenia…….. 😎😎😎🤠😎 try That one on for szize , Nerd.

i’m on that Trickster Shit again

guards? I spilleg my juice… Take Them Away….

backwards doctor (heals u in reverse wif Evil Medicine)

aliens from the futures are retrocausally mining gloopcoin in my brain

i got hacked neurolinguistically 😵‍💫

Strange Anchor, Obsidian Blade, Deviation Shrine

If you translate “pee” to meatball you will get “gi”

Introducing the pie, it’s a bee pig

Have you bought Ikeas famous red-shark?

Hello and welcome to Ikea, we just imported a brand new breed of bee (commonly reffered to as a “pee”) and named it “gi”

Introducing the pee, it’s a pig bee

I’m going home.

Do cats even have a chin?