don’t get saddd you little filthy sponge¡¡¡

Assert physical presence by long-pressing power button

consider this: opening up

Please update your firmware, update Europeans, and admit that a company can actually make genuinely great hardware without it being a part of a grand conspiracy against the consumer. Thank you!

a guy shilling AI on an anonymous web site is about what ive come to expect from the world. How am i supposed ro reach out, Mark?

The name… is the sloppagen.

There are funny English words and one of them was “controversy”.

Fun fact, CSS is actually Turing complete.

I got a fucking j*b

Surprisingly the only song in the album is also the top song

oh no.. shambles SHAMBLES!!!

Please ignore.

Hi Visitor!

✨ [b]itch ✨

CPP stands for Chinese Programming Party

You can download all the nonsense for free today, here

(read this again tomorrow)

OOP: object oriented problem

The manis

no this is an issue with YOUR software FIX it or get me the senior person
there.

Get me the head person there now this matter is NOT resolved

stop trying to pass the buck along to ████████ when this a REDACTED issue!

This issue is NOT resolved I want the senior person there now!

i am señor devloper

Go away! I have every right to request the senior developer

Selamat pagi orang baik

Selamat anda jadi CEO dracin

Will you take me to your galaxy, bro?

Hello, I am ███████████🫠. I want to go to REDACTED. Can anyone take me to REDACTED?

They’re watering the roundabout

Shǔre’s Lyöshü.

Siapa yang ngajarin kaya gini?!

iya~
aku 100% setuju~

🐓 petok petok petokkkkkkkkkk 🐓

everything ✨ froze ✨ (🦩✨)

anak SD jangan diajak debat

diskusi soft -nya

Himalayan Butterscotch (HBS)

No. 1 in China

berluarnalarlah bagi yang berluar nalar

everything is nonsenseeeeeeeeeee

cang kacang kacang…

jelek-jelekin saya juga diam dicela direndah-rendahkan saya juga diam dihujat di hujan-hujan

Problem: I’m hungry
Condition: too much food
Solution: eat the food

PBL baby… PBL babyyyyyy (project-based learning)

dead tree version

Are you sure?

eng eng ENG eng eng enggggggggggggggggggggg

c-can we cut out the ████████ part please? i already got one we don’t need to show that I need one badly in the REDACTED

• How do you spell the word “library”?
• Wait… r-i-v-a-l-r-y - is that it?
• No, not like that

“Monday”. How do you spell the word “Monday”?

This is a typing test and I found this keyboard off amazon and somehow it actually feels nice and like oh wait nevermind it doesn’t feel uhh uhh uh uh

Wash with snow

CLEAN & FRESH EVERYDAY!!

The Thinkng

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