Why does this emoji make me think of weird furflow vocals

Imagine living in an actual nonsense galaxy, oh wait, the galaxy would become hell before it tries to even start

I wanted to ping someone else

Nonsense, currently ~2000 (for this nonsenser), should be ~5000. Make more<y>?

A manual nonsense creation must be performed, then it gets added.

Oh… you cannot fsck a mounted partition.

once upon a time, Flubberlutsch said “Woop”. Then Martin was given a mouth. The rest is history!

When the nonsense is nonsense

Thanks for watching, leave a dislike, hit the grey button if it’s not red, never hit the bell, and press report! See you all never again!

You gotta send that message again 👍

f redzer

oh no i accidentally dropped my glass of gaussian blur on redzer!

Sell earth to me

According to the lore, the thing I do (nonsense) is an entity who makes more chaos in the world the closer you get to it’s truth.

10 steps to clean your nonsense
Step 1. Add alcohol
Step 2. Scrub
Step 3. Add more alcohol
Step 4. Scrub more
Step 5. Add even more alcohol
Step 6. Scrub even more
Step 7. Get all the alcohol you spilled
Step 8. Keep scrubbing
Step 9. Scrub till dry
Step 10. Repeat

It’s compressed 10 times, to uncompress it one time you have to brute force the seed to uncompress it the correct way, use the same seed 9 more times to get the nonsense

This is Compressed Nonsense: 10x

Uncompress the string of characters below to get a 1 GB text file filled to the brim with Nonsense

AD2H56E269AE

Can you tell me what
does, does it add a random word or something?

Enter your PIN.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Take a snapshot of all the nonsense, etch it into something that lasts, store it somewhere safe, come back hundreds of years later, and someone will be surprised of finding out what the heck is that.

Began with its name for each year.

Should you make nonsense at work or school?

Lemme have my meal first, my daily dose of “☑️”ed nonsenses

Here, take all my money and have R3DB0T come from the dead

I dream of becoming the biggest high ranking bot- oh wait, because I am nonsense, they won’t even do it 😭

Fun fact, my bank pin used to be 1337 before I took my first cyber security class and realised how stupid that was. It’s now 6969.

Rex’s to, say, you have a lot about a PIN app.

I don’t produce nonsense, I am given nonsense

Spread my nonsense to space

How do I send your answer questions about that???

Old enough that the theme dark mode

if nonsense.isinformative() and nonsense.isfunny() and nonsense.isnonsenseful():
  msg.add_reaction("☑️")

Throw it from the burj khalifa,would become non existent

Don’t worry, we don’t have hydrogen bombs here, instead we have Uranium Zer here about to-
Other flories some 15 km away: uhh I think uranium zer did it’s thing, I hope nobody was there

Pollution 5000

Freeze!

Oh wait I am talking to air OH NO OH NO OH NO

No Context Trademarks™ ™

No Context Nonsenses™

Oh, and would you know it, there is another REDACTED in this world

Yo boys let’s call RZ
rings

Hello?
Hello, it’s RZ, who are you
I have sent a thing for you, publish is straight away in Fancade
Okay

Published it, now what
Wait for it…
Oh no, pings!!

Hello boys let’s call Dandel
rings

Hello?
Hello, it’s Dandel, what do you want
I have a person named Bryle who wants to meet with you
phone shut
loud scream from far away

Chaos versus simplicity, who wins

you know what, whatever

Nonsense Subscription

Vibration mode. You 6709, u7121! You 7533! You 6708 – I did it!

I hate you, Flushing-Shepherd-gas-weight-play-the-one-Samba-white-check-mark-thinking!

why you looking me okay

Actually, says each thing, I’m saying the- really doesn’t recognize your voice subtitles – are you understanding my words, I guess?

send a webcam

hey Mickey Mouse this is minivan 2 check cashing volume

what does the word exceptions look like

by this time it’s so bad there’s so many people doing life

Hello, I think I’m really busy, I can watch multiple Reese’s crew. Oh yeah, you can watch them all the same time. Better!