you can’t write a pencil without a pencil but a pen works too

10 is a NUMBER!11

are you kidding me
leave me alone

Material You: you are your own material on Android 12+?

Please have your nonsense formatted properly somewhere before sending it here

Nonsense database dump

mathias around the corner ready to happen

Programmers are attracted to dark, that’s why bugs use light themes!

Thank you discord, for using 200gb of wifi in the last month <3.

Bugs are attracted to light, that’s why programmers use dark themes

someone: steel pan
what i hear: steal pan
ok sure ill steal pan then

server is dead except nonsense never dies

*discussing banana prices*

Couldn’t load nonsense. Please try again later.

Don’t you love when you go watch a video so you can save your grandma and 500 unskippable 1 hour long ads appear

Anything itchy?

I just touched. I did! Just a little.

What is a symmetrical letter?
The T, U, and V are all symmetrical, however they only have one line of symmetry between them. There are no two lines of symmetry in any of these letters. Consider the last letters of the alphabet! They are J for Jack and Q for Queen. Nothing can be paired like these letters - there is no way to change one Q into a J or vice versa. These letters are asymmetrical.
As you can see, the T, U, and V are all symmetrical. This means that if you were to flip or rotate the letter inside a word, it would still retain its same meaning. For example, if I said the word “table” and then rotated it 90 degrees, it would still mean table. There is only one table even though it’s upside down!
Similarly, if I said the word “volcano” and then flipped it over, there would still be a volcano even though it’s now upside down. The meaning of the word remains the same even though it’s been turned inside out.

• 40 is.. A NUMBER!
  > are those like illegal?
  ~ NUMBERS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
• YEAH EXACTLY

You know what? I like this table. I’m going to take it away with me.

✌🙄

📱 🎶 🦮

In my basement I have 2 kilograms of crack
Rapped so hard I won against drack (drake)
Buildings be falling apart in my hometown
But that ain’t reason to frown (AYOOO)

RZ: I’m going to fix the piano
Birds: intense sweating

Baby blue buildings far above the crystal grove
Magenta plated terrace with a table and a stove
Guarded golden railing just to frame the pretty stars
Fix that old piano and the birds will fall apart

We just made a groundbreaking product.
Introducing the new nokia phone

Have you ever noticed every groundbreaking product usually is announced at january or february or march or april or may or june or july or august or september or october or november or december?

It’s old, but pretty modern for some reason.

from now on you’re a robot, beep baap boop blorp bleep

peace love and harmony! in favour of all those faulty beings i altered my words to describe the reality. 🕊️

i am very proud to be the first idiot recognizing this failing code! 😀

🍦
I scream

All the people putting “You’re asleep, wake up” in random places make it less likely that you’ll actually wake up because you probably think that it’s a joke. So instead I wrote this in hopes it will appear in a place that you’ll believe and realise that it’s not a joke. Wake up Visitor, please

the donut of a plastic plate the donut

Even though a chat might be dead, all it takes is someone, and maybe a couple of days, to get it somewhat ‘active’ again.

actually should you put ‘and’, ‘or’ on a separate sentence

Shut up! Shut up! sHuT uP!

some use defunction 💀

It’s the fox!

Sorry, it got me disoriented. Anyone knows why? 🥴

CarScript

“I’ve seen languages that use fn, fun, func and function. I’m still hoping to discover a funct, functi, or functio somewhere”

✨ aesthetic ✨

Roses are red;
Violets are blue
You forgot a semicolon;
On line number 2;

timer: 2 minutes left
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me: what!!!!

If you pronounce json as json, then how do you pronounce json

🎵 what do you mean 🎵

I’m in love with your potty

KDE Plasma now has ‘Material You’???

I need nonsense at school