23643 nonsense entries have been added to the database!


rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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added on 12 august 2022 la 02:03

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communist

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added on 12 august 2022 la 02:03

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Thank you so much!

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added on 12 august 2022 la 01:41

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how to pronounce three

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added on 12 august 2022 la 01:35

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what’s your discord client?

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added on 11 august 2022 la 19:47

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** ** 💬
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“what kind of cat is that lol”

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added on 11 august 2022 la 18:21

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Remember, whenever you draw, and whatever you draw…

Draw Freely.

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added on 11 august 2022 la 13:31

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*new normal

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added on 11 august 2022 la 13:22

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of course, the pandemic!!!!11

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added on 11 august 2022 la 12:54

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why does wearing a mask is normal now even though you and others around may not be sick

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added on 11 august 2022 la 12:54

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Yay! My emojis aren’t black-and-white outlined icons anymore! 🎉

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added on 11 august 2022 la 11:43

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The rule of placing “an” before a vowel is actually to place “an” before a vowel sound.

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added on 11 august 2022 la 11:17

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When the letter H itself would be an H and not a H — unless, of course, you pronounce the letter as “haitch”, in which case it would be a H and not an H.

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added on 11 august 2022 la 11:14

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1,12371E+12

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added on 11 august 2022 la 10:37

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yeah I have no idea anymore what are these translations

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added on 11 august 2022 la 08:46

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[ … ] boing boing

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added on 11 august 2022 la 08:37

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Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

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added on 11 august 2022 la 08:27

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Oi! You know how long I wait for you???????

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added on 11 august 2022 la 07:56

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Want to go Orchard walk walk see see or not?

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added on 11 august 2022 la 07:54

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So what I do was, I sit down and I ting ting ting, until I get answer lor.

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added on 11 august 2022 la 07:53

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I’m done counting the Lucas Numbers

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added on 11 august 2022 la 05:45

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2 1 3 4 7 11 18 29 47 76 123 199 322 521 843 1364 2207 3571 9349 15127 24476 39603 64079 103682 167761 271443 439204 710647 1149851 1860498 3010349 4870847 7881196 12752043

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added on 11 august 2022 la 05:44

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Check if mod

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added on 11 august 2022 la 03:39

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“Are you a fan of Apple?”
“I have pledged my soul and body to Apple. I sold my children last winter to purchase their entire catalog”

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added on 11 august 2022 la 03:15

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it’s not 300° 🥶

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added on 11 august 2022 la 02:49

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Cat rice

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added on 11 august 2022 la 02:49

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Oh my god, fake checks

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added on 11 august 2022 la 02:30

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discord

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added on 11 august 2022 la 02:21

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matrix

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added on 11 august 2022 la 02:21

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there’s 2 cats on my chair

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added on 11 august 2022 la 01:25

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my cat wants a banana

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added on 11 august 2022 la 00:50

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what’s that

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added on 10 august 2022 la 22:51

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Ты думаешь мы нет 😠
А мы конечно да 😄

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added on 10 august 2022 la 21:35

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Fun fact: WWW stands for ieopfgkfjkop´ghpokwjfktp´çlphkjnmkdlçlmknhmktfgnvhklpwksrkrlplkdejnklw

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added on 10 august 2022 la 17:30

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not enough comedy awards to award to this funi

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added on 10 august 2022 la 17:11

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ur mom jokes are beyond comedy

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added on 10 august 2022 la 17:11

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royal kuchen

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added on 10 august 2022 la 16:18

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Introducing NonsenseScript

- Insane syntax, almost feels like englishn- Boilerplate-driven (inspired by just another verbose annoyance or j.a.v.a.)n- Blazingly slown- Built for windows phonennHere’s an example of a NonsenseScript program:
nansense 6.9.4.2.0.1.3.3.7;
get "nansensescript6.9.4.2.0.1.3.3.7standard library";;
;;;
program TuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns {{{;;;;
    using standard library from nansensescript.6.9.4.2.0.1.3.3.7.libraries.useful.standard {{{;;;;;
        namespace aka package aka module MainNamespaceAkaPackageAkaModuleInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns {{{;;;;;;
            classical class called TheMainClassicalClassInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns {{{;;;;;;;
                in classical class called TheMainClassicalClassInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns create a public static method called TheMainMethodInTheMainClassicalClassInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns that returns void {{{;;;;;;;;
                    create variable called YourMother;;;;;;;;
                    set YourMother's value to standard.isTheProgramRunning(((null)));;;;;;;;;;
                    while YourMother's value is TrulyTruthyIsh do the following things {{{;;;;;;;;;;
                        create variable called console;;;;;;;;;;;;
                        set console's value to standard.getConsole(((null)));;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                        call method console.write.to.console((("tu mamá")));;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                        return void;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                        end program;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                    }}};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                }}};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
            }}};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
        }}};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
    }}};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
}}};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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added on 10 august 2022 la 16:04

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GNOME itself tries to be like macOS

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added on 10 august 2022 la 14:05

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🌕

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added on 10 august 2022 la 14:02

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This machine is a server
DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!!!

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added on 10 august 2022 la 13:51

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cringing at the word ‘cringe’

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added on 10 august 2022 la 13:47

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dead nerd

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added on 10 august 2022 la 12:03

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It can take anything between couple of hours up to days, depending on how fast they review it. If they’re feeling particularly funny, they may block it again for some nonsense reasons, who knows. It has been uploaded to the Play Store right before the bot sent the notice, the rest is out of my control.

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added on 10 august 2022 la 11:20

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🍳 The Pan can fix all problems (except usage).

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added on 10 august 2022 la 09:48

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nonsense.mp0

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added on 10 august 2022 la 09:23

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nonsense.wat

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added on 10 august 2022 la 09:22

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a_table = {} -- Creates a new, empty table
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added on 10 august 2022 la 09:17

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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added on 10 august 2022 la 09:14

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Hmmm i feel like we need umm, less letters

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added on 10 august 2022 la 09:05

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