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stove! stave steve away!

aeaeoooop

would you like to discuss estrogen recipes with me

Yeah, well, you’re not catching any faiiish.

When an image captures more than words

Anything REDACTED always gets your attention.

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Stand by for your lucky numbers.

Ancient war cry of an irrelevant white man:

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AYE AM JOSÈ HAliPEño

I’m a woman, but I still need some opinion’s on my cock. Here it is, please discuss.

(To… save the eyes those with… less moral education than average, I’ve chosen to DRAW, rather than photograph my cock).

Seeing this nonsense is a 1 in 24184 chance

One in 24184

One in a krillion

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Visitor — the user who requested the nonsense (defaults to Visitor if not logged in)
7 — random number from 0 to 9
19 — random number from 0 to 99
408 — random number from 0 to 999
49 — random number from 0 to 90
241 — random number from 0 to 900
The Nonsense Galaxy — current guild name (mainly used on Discord, defaults to The Nonsense Galaxy)
#nonsense — current channel name (mainly used on Discord, defaults to #nonsense)
2:41:52 PM — current time
1781793712848 — current timestamp

18/06/2026 — current date
2026 — current year
3022 — yap score of the entry
Nontrinsic — name of the app (client) being used to access the entry (defaults to Nontrinsic if not using a different client name)
Teacher who murdered adopted baby son Preston Davey given whole life prison sentence — the latest news headline
881 — time (in minutes) since current session first started
24184 — total number of nonsense entries
acquiesce — the word of the day

y’all, if someone actually types in here, type this in the nonsense bar:

aeaeoooop

yo y’all is there your username below?
{username}

yes I did use the autocomplete on my phone

why

is nontrinsical even real? how did a person from 2022 recall my nickname? IS THIS EVEN REAL???

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do you exist?

everyone, no matter a fish or a tiger, is foced to climb trees.

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The tornado does not care.

Sodium hydroponics (revamped)

The nonsense is either busy or has become unstable. You can wait and see if it becomes available again, or you can restart your nonsense.

how to express music in such a way that it can be interpreted by the senses not in such way as by listening but rather something temporally independent such as vision

What do cats call a nice meal?

A fancy feast—AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Joe “16 Million”

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Aluminium!

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there is absolutely no way there is still more aluminium

THEN????? WHAT????

How do you use the other method?

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If you want to nonsense on a comment, make a thread from the comment or add -# before your nonsense

No, there is no lie.

Have you been welcomed yet?

Why when you can not

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To boldly split an infinitive no one has split before

openlicé

Adding a “b” to doubt is a dubious practice

Fact: Insider trading happened

Inflation is skyrocketing! Great job, my public servants. You have allowed him to run rampant around the world playing Napoleon, and his complete misunderstanding of basic economics has made us poorer, never mind the total destruction of our treasury. But hey! He’s gonna be on the money. I can’t wait for July 4 I think that’s when you all are crowning him, right?

p-puicii >PUISI?!

Head scritches were given and well-received.

Vehicular manslaughter isn’t even a thought anymore, it’s a daily fact