Do not force-feed the solid food.

Every time you look at the entries you are reminded of what happened.

Well, it takes two hands to clap.

Call me English master and now Singlish master

“Stop and smell the roses” as they say

Don’t be so Ganjiong

You no drink, you no balls ah

When even the entry is complete nonsense. Sigh.

You sure do like your nonsense

Confusion becomes entrenched

We are not hot for philosophy.

Small flash forward in time. We see Vanessa enter and Ken enters.

Getting Intoxicated by Elegant Jazz Piano

hardware/software
firmware/?? looseware ??

Be a women with orasm

• WHY ARE YOU BUYING HARDWARE AT THE FIRMWARE STORE????
• Fuck you.

This is a firmware store.

This is also not a hardware store.

i’m starting to think this hardware store is not so regular after all

Welcome to hellhall 2.0

I have to make something very clear: Visitor is not made out of aluminium.

I have to make something very clear: this is a nonsense.

I have to make something very clear: this is not an exhibitionist hardware store.

awts gege

Em dash in code comment

Determine whether your app makes sense in macOS

the benkoro.

It’s raining words.

Don’t trust old people selling things on fancy websites that are too good to be true.

Do brush teeth with nano hydroxyapatite though, its the same composition as yout teeth. I think?

Yeah that’s right I’ll love bomb you first, then have you gimme your secrets then I’ll gaslight you then apologise for something completely unrelat- wait where are you going? HEY WAIT I WASNT DONE I WA-

Toxic person was successfully blocked from your life
Enjoy peace of mind, have a good day.

Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.

Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving.

Battle For Nonsense Island

Cat-scented perfume

Be the change you want to see in the world.

I don’t want to be the one to have to tell you this, but your pants are a bit… nonexistent.

It’s like a little lost planet in Oregon.

Sorry Haha I Fell Asleep

🎵 Egg

Your Adobe Express is not yet activated

For most of my life, I saw myself as a brain.

Does your factory-laying-egg have a goose inside?

Vegan cats

Worker Exploitation

Wool received is doubled, but the sheep takes damage.

i made out with an intel core i5 8500

Try smelling kissing the blanket that you use.

mommy sliding

Cheese with Natural Colour

• Contains Real Cheese •

The best nonsense entries have texts that make you ask yourself whether you’re having a ████████████.

Michaelistic Tendencies