Where is the Alpha Bravo right now?

it can go from zero to one hundred really quickly

If you’re going to call me stupid again, it’s not going to be very favourable, OK?

You’d better take one step back, sir.

Common sense, for what? To send nonsense yoh!

Don’t tell me all those nonsense ah. I don’t know ah.

You are under investigation.

PART 2: “YOU ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION”

Hello. There’s a contributor causing me trouble.

This is my language. This is my language; I talk to my wife ah.

I’m wanted ah?

Hey… socks ah….

Can you not scold vulgarity words again?

We are escourting you to a secure location for further checking. Thank you for your cooperation.

██████████

That one I cannot disclose.

Takes a lot of mental fortitude to go through this.

Is the in-situ tow truck activated?

香港紅雙喜南洋

blue head, yellow body

DOUBLE HAPPINESS

Yes, there will be a sign of excitement to see how many actually is in there.

Based on our experience, drinks usually should be very dense and very heavy.

DO NOT TAILGATE

I have a feeling it will come out.

unleashes hundreds of nonsense in one day

Don’t start again. You’re a rebel!!!

ENHANCEMENT IN PROGRESS

Okay, congratulations, you get to keep your hair.

okay you can cry buckets of tears but you know what you need to do right?

Dont sleep eli if u tomorrow work,again,belive your self,drink water inaf,im here still waiting for u , nextime we toghder again,dg Visitor, pemersatu bangsa.atraksi hhppy birthdy yamaha god night fatdher,im always studi again for here, carepully remember im woch plate restorant,

Why Nonsense? There’s No Question.

Day one: are you ready?

cai png

we can’t eat the chewing guuuaaaaaaaaaaaam—

wEiKeDaEyoU jInJaDaEyOu DoRpAbOyA

[…]

Annyeong haseyooo~~

So, so—aso

On 15 March 1986, it was a normal Saturday morning in Little India.

Rumours have it that if you watch the blue cats talk nonsense regularly, you’ll be a tad smarter than those who didn’t.

blue cats like waffles

you’re not a success in the family until you photo some form of identification next to a beverage

driver’s license, iced lemon tea… something, come on

Only 10 people in the world have passports.

bungee jumping wirelessly

OH MY GOD…

I FEEL SO LUCKY… TO FLY IN BUSINESS CLASS…

#BLESSED #BLESSEDBLESSED #TRAVELBLESSED

to season within reason

W A N T T O K N O W T H E “ F O U R P O I N T S ” L I F T ?

you are so lucky to be in a mitsubishi in a power failure

Power Failure
Exit when doors open

Remove Lilypad case from its box. Packaging may vary by region.

Don’t you fucking “it was all a dream” me!

Intentional app design, I tell you.

four is a very powerful statement to send