WAKEUP PROTOCOL
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Version 1

GET /api/v1/variables

Retrieve the list of variables used in nonsense entries. Note that variables that are contained in entries retrieved via the API currently must be replaced on the client side with the client’s own variable logic implementation.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/random

Retrieve a random nonsense entry as JSON.

GET /api/v1/nonsense

Retrieve the nonsense database as a CSV, JSON, or TXT file.

You may append these parameters at the end of the URL:
q=query — Restrict entries in the database export matching a search term.
format=format — Export the database as a csv, json, or txt file.
after=timestamp — Only export entries after a specified Unix timestamp.
before=timestamp — Only export entries before a specified Unix timestamp.

Examples:

• Export the nonsense database containing the word “entry”:
  /api/v1/nonsense?q=entry
• Export the nonsense database as a plain text file:
  /api/v1/nonsense?format=txt
• Export the nonsense database as a JSON file that contains the word “red” since 1609718400 up until 1643032654
  /api/v1/nonsense?format=json&q=red&after=1609718400&before=1643032654

GET /api/v1/nonsense/:uuid

Retrieve a specific nonsense entry as JSON by its UUID.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/:uuid.png

Retrieve a share image of a specific nonsense entry by its UUID. Note that PNG is the only supported format for now.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/status

Retrieve the status of the nonsense database. This is useful when the client is caching the database for offline use. In that case, the client can compare the cache with the online database based on the timestamp of the latest entry.

EXPERIMENTAL: OData backend

This is experimental and may be removed in the future.

The (minimal) OData endpoints only exist to be used in data visualization software such as Tableau, like this dashboard for example.

/odata/v2/$metadata

Retrieve the metadata about the columns that are in the database with each of their own types.

/odata/v2/nonsense_list

Retrieve the database as Atom via OData v2. You can append ?all=true at the end of the URL to retrieve the full database.

Who’s using Nontrinsic?

• The original founder of the nonsense database, Artifyber, uses an export of the nonsense database from Nontrinsic in her website’s nonsense ticker: https://artifyber.xyz/e/nansenz
• Bricked has made a nonsense generator from the nonsense database using Markov chains: https://codeberg.org/bricked/nonsense-generator
• Maxy developed a new version of NonsenseBot, this time using the API with the Python wrapper for Nontrinsic: https://codeberg.org/nontrinsic/bot

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sexuality: dodecahedron

Sexuality: vertical

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the nonsense stockpile

creative text entries ++

Squeeze me. (I’m sorry?)
Squeeze me. (🤏)
Squeeze me ! (Okay… 🤏)
Squeeze me !! I go out, you go away ah ! (Oh… you meant “excuse me”?)

Cheeshen…

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How do you laugh in Chinese?

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Good day.

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