Are you YES AI* or NO AI*?

* Absurd Intelligence

It works as follows: REDACTED picks out a minor part of your criticism and insists you tell him where he said those exact words. This isn’t how human conversation works, so you can’t. If he needs to willfully misunderstand your post to do it, he will.

baguette device

phomousoi

merlin chill

is he on google meet?

the legend of Visitor

bring back public nonsense

Un matin.
Un croissant.
Un peu de vent.
Apprend à vivre.

checkerboard knees

best nonsense of 1923

#nonsense is a place

why did it VROKEEEEE 😭

feeling gay and cute is what i need nowdays 🥺

your bishop changed allegiances (and became a horse)

urgh wearing usual socks and then stretching them to be knee socks and it just feels gay like what…

the nonsense is in my hands

nomporte

Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?

eiteall

because apparently it’s been raining misjudgement for 7 years straight

don’t forerteai

ive realised you can query nonsenses and then combine some of X nonsense and some of the Y nonsense to make a completely new Z nonsense
that means we can have unlimited nonsense just from existing 18620 entires!!!!!
(but that should be as a last resort or if you really know what youre doing because usually that makes low quality nonsense 🤫)

hmm im putting my pawn to from C2 to C3…
HEY
HEY HEY HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING

bonjour et bienvenue les non-senseurs et les non-senstrices

mued 🤔

hello and welcome nonsensers and nonsensenettes

Li-mues battery
mueslithium

mues

m 🫠

r 🥲

🥰 e

🤔 p

chaino

h 😟

g 🙂

driul.lg7788hyhyhytfyr8f

I’m all for indoctrinating kids into an economy.

golden ages of nonsense

the grind is contagious

we are not for sale

new carbon structure: the fucking bowl

Selamat Datang, Geste Hasten

Para tamu yang terhormat, atas nama istri saya, “Njonja Belanda”, saya dengan hangat menyambut Anda di restoran dan kedai kopi kami, “Bakkie Doen”. Kini di negara asal ayah saya, Anda juga dapat menikmati hidangan autentik kami. Disiapkan segar setiap hari dengan penuh cinta. Bagaimana pendapat Anda? Kami ingin sekali mendengar dari Anda! Kami tentu bisa belajar dari Anda. Dan kami berharap dapat segera bertemu Anda lagi, Piet Hein.

Dear guest, on behalf of my wife, “Njonja Belanda,” I warmly welcome you to our restaurant and coffee shop, “Bakkie Doen.” Back in my father’s native country, you too can enjoy our authentic dishes. Fresh and lovingly prepared daily. Would you like to see for yourself? We’d love to; we can certainly learn from it. And we look forward to seeing you again soon, Piet Hein.

Beste gasten, namens mijn vrouw “Njonja Belanda” heet ik u van harte welkom in ons restaurant en koffiecorner “Bakkie Doen”. Nu, in het geboorteland van mijn vader, kunt u ook genieten van onze authentieke gerechten. Dagelijks vers en met liefde bereid. Wat vindt u ervan? We horen graag van u! We kunnen zeker van u leren. En we hopen u snel weer te zien, Piet Hein.

30 november ’25
4 rasa dalam satu kata: ’ Nadrukkelijk!” Piet Hein

P.H.W.M van Seggelen

ah yes, cycloethane

becore ogio meom beuh

1 MESIN 🗑️ 1 PEMILIK

Your chances of getting divorced are reduced by over 800% if you marry someone who is in a coma.

my laptop died before i could

is it really 4G if its not GGGG

ougghhhhh,,,