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Nontrinsic welcome message

New Nontrinsic features rolling out next year

AI integration 💥

👉 press a button to summarize your nonsense
✨ just going to be a weird mix of ramblings demanding social justice

👉 press a button to draft an entry for you
👊 if you do this your phone will punch your face

👉 steward mode
🫏 automatically makes nonsense entries as if you’ve went too deep searching for nonsense on the internet

👉 nontrinsic recall
🐦‍⬛ show you entries of before you became a nonsense contributor

Yeah whatever dude
Dudes: do better.

u need very specific humour to enjoy this platform

T’el’e’vi’si’o’n

Whenever in doubt, if it looks French, just skip a bunch of the letters and it’ll sound right.

A minute of silence for all these who had to rebake their entire simulation because it was in OpenVDB

This webpage is being updated. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Télépopmusik

Hello i am a 97 year old verteran and i served in ww2 and i really like this game because my REDACTED died and my REDACTED is getting REDACTED i found ths game while i was looking for REDACTED so i can REDACTED and they i found this my REDACTED has never been REDACTED and my REDACTED caught me and REDACTED saw what i was doing and REDACTED took of REDACTED and put my REDACTED in REDACTED i got to say it was nice and REDACTED was angry because i did not REDACTED i dont even know what that means but thank you and i plan to buy more patrons when i get my pention.

an attempt was made

They could’ve used CGI, but AI is just way cheaper.

Is it a walnut cake, or a chocolate cake, or a chocolate walnut cake, or a walnut chocolate cake? These are essential questions that must be answered.

If you personally can’t spend other people’s tax money to build yourself a palace, then don’t worry. You can taste luxury by making this Trianon Chocolate Royale cake.

riskhy

NOBODY WANTS THEIR FACE PUT IN YOUR CREEPY DATABASE!

MY MISFORTUNE I ACCIDENTALLY INSTALLED WINDOWS 11

BRONZE

how’s home… hehe…

LOCAL ENTREPRENEUR BUYS MINEFIELD

CLOTH
BOND
ENERGY
SEPARATION
ENERGY
CLOTH
SEPARATION
ATTITUDE

We should just sit in this room and look at each other and die.

[Dinani dinani dinani]

But very important, AROHAI.

the 16th acre of broken glass

do not do 35 in one go on a leg press
i cant feel ny goddamn legs

I want to put them on and sit naked by the fire… Just because I’m a burly, hairy man doesn’t mean I can’t…

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Atmospheric wind sound made by high tech (blowing into mic)

THE EXCITING WAY TO LEARN ENGLISH IS NOWHERE BUT HERE!

THE (verb) SITUATION IS (adjective)

Pan this wide and get the perfect stadium effect

Warning: this nonsense may be inappropriate for some users

live ur true self

living expressively and authentically is fighting fascism

dude (one has to assume gender at this point)

top quality insults 👨‍🍳🤌

Prompt engineering is nothing but language.

Merdification

Hiring at REDACTED is highly selective, with less than 1% of candidates hired.

very special boy syndrome

We value intelligence, learning potential, and ambition in our hiring process.

EXTREMELY special boy

We move fast, work intensely, set audacious goals, and have the courage to be different.

the more unpaid overtime the more specialer boy you are

A new REDACTED joins REDACTED every second as AI leads REDACTED to #1

I just want to rawr and meow all day

The problem with “fake it till you make it” is that most people don’t make it.

So if you fake it and don’t make it, you remain fake.

Flash did not fire, compulsory flash mode

nonsense is behind a praywall

Neunhundertneunundneunzigtausendneunhundertneunundneunzigsten (999,990th)

We are in a global war for truth.

Nonsense always shows recent problems. That’s why we love nonsense.