May I interest you in a cup of our microplastic blend?

Your REDACTED? That’s a new one—and this is Vegas, I’m gonna go.

The EU is acting like an unpaid R&D development for Silicon Valley.

Je suis perdu dans l’espace, à trois millions d’années-lumière de chez moi.

As such, returns for the oneportager
I mean wuamblotion

NONSENSICAL NONSENSE RESURRECTED NONSENSE. Nothing is sense.

How far do your socks roll down?

liar, liar, pants on fire

If I were a weaker man, I’d wonder if he could take me in his arms and take away this loneliness I feel.

Yes, but when are you going to write something real?

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were doing fanfictions in nonsense format now.

God, I do not envy you watching this.

This is the sort of pedantic nonsense up with which I will not put.

I can’t say no falsehood.

Onto nonsense rule number 2: Don’t never use double negative.

Art? You spent 200 grand on an art degree?

Do you also have to learn a language that sounds like a throat infection?

Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions—what could possibly go wrong?

Stay with me [dot dot dot] I’ll take care of you.

nooo—

He is sugar, spice, and everything nice.

whoops, croffle break

Rumors going around at school that Santa Claus was actually just being played by the father figure of the household

Thanks to Shoulderlok, nobody knows my secret.

Shoulderlok — the safe way to stop your arm from exceeding the crucial Sieg Heil threshold.

What if you have emotional problems and you don’t have sufficient data to argue with people about politics on policy issues?

Well, in that case, we recommend a glass of SHUT THE F–K UP.

Side effects may include friendship, calm Thanksgiving dinners, and sharing a country with people whom you disagree.

We prescribe DONTASSUMEITALL. When you’re on DONTASSUMEITALL and there’s ambiguity, you err on the side of basic human decency.

What if someone makes an ambiguous gesture which could be a Nazi salute?

Doctors say Americans accidentally make Nazi salutes six to eight times a year.

Are you afraid of being mistaken or outed as a white supremacist?

same shit, different year

no AI (all nonsense here is human generated)

matanya kok 5 watt

I am made of microplastics and can be trusted with your forklift.

jangan saya akhiri

i’m not for everyone

sorry if you feel objectified

mid but frontier

subscribe to nonsense

You’ve been on Nontrinsic for 561 minutes today. Now’s a good time to close the app.

drinking water is woke now

• Name one thing that you wanna try in the bedroom 👀
• getting a full 8 hours of sleep

Advertising doesn’t have to be hard. (ad display with no actual ads)

where would you leave your h… (r/TheLetterH)

“Literally” means “figuratively” now.

Never negotiate with errorists.

The subjunctive mood has been all but subsumed by the indicative. (French: hold my croissant)

In France, we’re so tough that we eat pain every day.

UK GOVT SAYS I’M AN “EXTREMIST”

Unliveable future? Sounds like a you problem.