Let me dream my dreams!

Is there a segway detox camp that I can go to?

Bow chica bow wow.

Who doesn’t watch cars? Kids.

Did you mean: “HOW DO I DIAMOND BINBOWS UK DATES REGRET”

Did you mean: “HOW DO I DISABLE WINDOWS UPDATES REGRET”?

HGOW DO I DIADSSVALE WINDOWBS UYPKDATES NTRGET

As a gamer, I can confirm that I know the exact date the universe ends

Don’t play-play!!111

🥁 … 🪧 #️⃣1️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣1️⃣6️⃣… 1️⃣0️⃣2️⃣ 🫵 5️⃣ … 🦯 2️⃣❗️

. = 1 s

🐦️ “ovovivipar”

Visitor is salting me

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

communist

Thank you so much!

how to pronounce three

what’s your discord client?

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“what kind of cat is that lol”

Remember, whenever you draw, and whatever you draw…

Draw Freely.

*new normal

of course, the pandemic!!!!11

why does wearing a mask is normal now even though you and others around may not be sick

Yay! My emojis aren’t black-and-white outlined icons anymore! 🎉

The rule of placing “an” before a vowel is actually to place “an” before a vowel sound.

When the letter H itself would be an H and not a H — unless, of course, you pronounce the letter as “haitch”, in which case it would be a H and not an H.

1,12371E+12

yeah I have no idea anymore what are these translations

[ … ] boing boing

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

Oi! You know how long I wait for you???????

Want to go Orchard walk walk see see or not?

So what I do was, I sit down and I ting ting ting, until I get answer lor.

I’m done counting the Lucas Numbers

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Check if mod

“Are you a fan of Apple?”
“I have pledged my soul and body to Apple. I sold my children last winter to purchase their entire catalog”

it’s not 300° 🥶

Cat rice

Oh my god, fake checks

discord

matrix

there’s 2 cats on my chair

my cat wants a banana

what’s that

Ты думаешь мы нет 😠
А мы конечно да 😄

Fun fact: WWW stands for ieopfgkfjkop´ghpokwjfktp´çlphkjnmkdlçlmknhmktfgnvhklpwksrkrlplkdejnklw

not enough comedy awards to award to this funi

ur mom jokes are beyond comedy

royal kuchen

Introducing NonsenseScript

- Insane syntax, almost feels like englishn- Boilerplate-driven (inspired by just another verbose annoyance or j.a.v.a.)n- Blazingly slown- Built for windows phonennHere’s an example of a NonsenseScript program: