You have no power here.

If you’re reading this, that means you can read this.

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I thought the update was in 8 hours.

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Imagine being a nonsense ticker - this post was made by a nonsense ticker?

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This nonsense is

There is no more nonsenses

Why everyone keep saying “henlo” instead of “hello”?

Please don’t look at this. Thank you.

In quantum universe, everything is two-dimensional.

What if everything we know is just a

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Why everyone keep saying 1+1=2? That’s a wrong answer. The real answer is 1+1=Window!

What is the meaning of life?

The year is 2708. RZ become so depressed because he got 82917 featured games.

We have 3 kinds of nonsenses: Good, Bad, and Meta.

New nonsenses always coming in 8 hours. Always.

I don’t understand the last nonsense ticker

Took you long enough

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Programmers programmed a program that programs another programmers’ programmed programmable programs.

How to be famous like me? Well it wasn’t so hard. You only need to REDACTED some REDACTED in REDACTED until you got REDACTED REDACTED in REDACTED.

NONSENSE FACT: This isn’t a fact at all

my keyboard broke, how do i type nonsenses now.

I wish i didn’t write this nonsense. What i supposed to do?

Only 0.1% of these nonsenses are real.

No. Finish your unfinished works first.

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You can now feel your tongue inside your mouth