As a wise cat once said,
“meow”

last year i has made a promise with a friend
today i just wanna show you, a congratulation!

WOOOOOO I BECOME REZER

“You are what you eat”

I don’t remember eating a tremendous failure

You eat what you eat

You’ve been given 10 seconds of mentally insane role 😁

@rezer can i get mentally insane role

The 8 planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕲𝖊𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖉 and Neptune

Fun fact: both the schools here and hell are very hot and chaotic

oh frick, my cat is drinking my keyboard, put him off!!!

if there’s green rezer emoji there should be blue rezer emoji

if you see a laptop with one of these call the police immediately it’s secretly a terrorist weapon

MY FAV FOOD!!

brushes teeth using soap

certified 💎 moment

i walk as nonsense as impossible

Foxes are cat software running on dog hardware

we did a little too much trolling

0+0=0

i came out as a nonsense

I wonder how the universe isn’t lagging with all the physics it has to simulate

hellish helicopters helping helium

got good goose goo

fooling foxes for forkful fossils

enormous entity enters entertainment endlessly

don’t download downgrading dolls

can cancer cancel Candice’s canteen?

be better before bedtime

always allow allergent allocation

If Meta loses, everyone wins.

Welcome back to everyone’s favorite game show, Which Port Will Apple Remove Next!

Australia was created by the new zealand government to hide how crinj they are
All australians are paid actors and kangaroos are actually robots

A chromebook and a calculator are very similar!

• they calculate things
• they have buttons
• they have a screen
• they are as powerful as a real book
  The difference is that the chromebook costs at least 1500 bobux

everyone said :

Google translate so cool

OBJECTION!

walks backwards

Visitor? Visitor?

MR. FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN—

THIS IS WHERE YOU GO BACK HOME TO YOUR NAGGY WIFE AND WHATEVER THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE DOING IS JUST BAD.

Something that doesn’t make any sense is nonsense

whoever thought that using light theme in a dark environment is OK is that it’s not OK

how to ignore someone: ignore and you won’t see anything about or from the person in the timeline ever again

BECOME A SHAREHOLDER TODAY BY SHARING THIS NONSENSE

The first amazon product wasn’t the amazon rainforest 🥶

The first apple product wasn’t an apple 🥶

The first microsoft product wasn’t micro and soft 🥶

If idiots could fly,
would be an airport

Do you want your tea? TAKE IT!

in the name of Visitor