Reminder: don’t forget to bring the Mac mini

re: time travel. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. cmon TTs this is Rule #7. this fuqs with the run and ruins it for everyone

re: time travel. is anyone else getting stuck in 2028? this is my 7th End Times attempt, having a hard time making it past here. poorly designed joke timeline, 3/10.

might give up and do the Pompei run again

Fellow time travelers: if this is your first End Times run, please join our orientation at the Aztlan meetup on 21 December 2012 pre-reset time. Content may be disturbing for post-2271 visitors.

FYI Travelers from 2307 are NOT welcome. I hope you get stuck in 2035.

Stay at home and you will be happy

CHEAP, FAST & NOT BAD…😏

Yes, we focus a lot on language. It’s nonsense anyway!

(We regret that we can’t respond to nonsense.)

quotes from mplayer and ffmpeg discussions

we are sfw server so come and meet new friends or just join for the balls

You received a view once entry. For added privacy, you can only open it on the Nontrinsic app.

No one tells you nonsensing is 10 percent typing and 90 percent negotiating with the voice begging you to quit.

How would you intentionally create an accident?

We been making slop since forever man

When in Rome. Or when in Cupertino.

pentingnya menjalin relasi dengan orang banyak

Who needs Apple Intelligence? It’s not even available on my Mac, and I don’t need it anyway.

Gojubaoiru

I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws.

In the summer, you can buy ice cream.

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict….

The next pillow will focus on providing air to the stomach.

Go eat a cat and slap it with a hammer because today is a weekend!

When saying a word over and over again it transforms from a Word into a Sound with Meaning

The Zero-days are Numbered… 😨

british is american with sloppy accent, and much stupider curse words

два плюс два равно пять тыщ

écoutez. vous devez appliquer une chose pour l’evaluation de votre note.

hawk tuah inator 3000

consider: meoww mrrp nyaa~

lets rewrite the linux kernel in holyc

sung sung sung samsung

~1 + ~1 = ~3

yes i would love to share nonsense with my ice cubes :)

“Your computer restarted because of a problem”
Why does the French translation mention “Eiffel tower” and”Mona Lisa”???
Why does the Swedish translation contain “Ikea” and “fish”???
Why does the Japanese translation talk about “anime” and “weebs”???
Why does the Chinese translation randomly just say “rice”???

Idiot the 1st
Idiot the 2nd
Fucking idiot the 3rd
Stupid fucking idiot the 4th
Very stupid fucking idiot the 5th

Year of the Linux desktop
Out now
https://discord.com

so small and yeetable

Magnesium is exciting.

Your computer restarted because of a problem. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue starting up.

Your computerá restartá because ofá á problemá. Pressá á keyá orá waitá á fewá secondás toá continuá startingá upá.

Bonjour oui ordinateur oui baguette oui croissant oui crêpe oui Eiffel Tower oui escargot oui ratatouille oui Mona Lisa oui Paris

Jag skulle vilja besöka Sverige en dag. Jag skulle besöka deras IKEA och äta Swedish Fish där. Har de Vikings där?

私はアニメを見ません。Anime は迷惑そうに見え、迷惑そうに聞こえます。スターウォーズも見ない。オタク。Weebs.

我每天都討厭吃 Rice 和中國菜。如果我再聽一次 Lo Mein 我會迷失的。

Get your credit cards ready!

Oh man, I lost the same amount of money I saved?!

(OBJECTOPHILIA)

OKAY!
That’s enough.
I’m gonna have to be living in that!



You’re special.

Change the sound input back!
CHANGE THE SOUND INPUT BACK!!!

If Apple is actually serious about privacy, you will ask no questions.

thesgivhsueilrghrg

Please don’t laugh

I can’t actually laugh.
But I can play sound clips that are relevent to my feelings.

Look, I found a way to make some money!