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• Umm, who is Teverly?
• Cleverly from Wish.

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I need to see a grammar doctor.

The potato stole ma popcorn ono

Something is off… Why can’t it be nonsense-y?

Why microsoft made the windows 11 context menu touch-friendly if you can’t right click with your fingers

i have no idea what my keyboard is thinking

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The Nonsensers: The Server: The Nonsense Galaxy.

An important role in this community: the nonsenser.

don’t mind me here im just a programmer making nonsenses for nonsense community

for no reason

im secretly a nonsenser 🚎

or waiting for redzer to change their name to r2dz2r since they’re 2d (r2dz2r)

waiting for redzer to be 3d since his name says 3d (r3dz3r)

To be a nonsenser: You have to post a nonsense and wait for rz to accept it
It can be accepted with high chance if its funny/informative/nonsenseful(/senseless) enough

i removed # symbol from a comment
i got 43 problems 😰

nonsensed — nonsense daemon

🌚🌝

23 years later
You: Hello, remember me?
Nobody answers
Dead chat for 28 days
Server is a bare wastland with nobody chatting for days if not weeks

literally me:

oh i have updated my bot
i got so tired ill go vacation
f o r 2 3 y e a r s …
see ya next time!

You can use “non sense” when using NonsenseBot

I called a function “…” and now I have 28 errors and 365 warnings

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The language of your nonsense could not be detected. Either set it manually or keep on typing.

<label> <input /> if you read this that means YOU HAVE BEEN NONSENSED!!! :Zeriously: </label>

Hi. I’m a nonsense. I don’t mean to get all philosophical here, but this may not make sense at all. I might have made sense at some point though…
Hmmm…

Hey, do you remember me? It took me from another dimension and let me work 18 hours a day in this store!

Without much support, I feel like a rose!

Mousse! This threshold is missing! He is gone! Finished and moved to Team Cloud. High! Breadcrumbs are awesome, quiet! Without much support, I feel like a rose! Not to mention! Roll the dice in the center, jump off the curtain and join the unseen melody! Skype for Business can no longer be used as a Twitter account. This is a success!

How do you know how to retrieve a nonsense?

Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER.

Who owns this iPhone?
Apple: I think our customers own their phones.

{“table item”: “hello world”}

SALT MEANS: SLOW AND LOW TABLE

🦏 What is this emoji on other platforms? Please send a screenshot, I’m curious.

calm your keyboard down man

It’s passed on! This platform is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to the Teams cloud! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If it weren’t for Extended Support it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s deprecated! It’s kicked the bucket, shuffled off its server, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! Skype for Business is as dead as its Twitter account. THIS IS AN EX-PLATFORM!!

this is 1 dimensional line

this is
2 dim
ension
al line

Typing the word “skepticism” is like playing ping-pong with your keyboard.

Do you think paper is three-dimensional?

One day, your life might be too bad that it inverts due to a phenomenon known as “intature overflow” and it becomes the best day of your life.

calm your nonsenses down

light theme kills your eyes
don’t ask me how i know that 😰

The average person has 90 online accounts.

Words have a tendancy to evolve over time based on how we spell or say them.

we see things in space that was millions of years ago (distant stuff like stars (sun excluded) or galaxies)

so we ARE time travelers

book of faces (facebook) is now metadata of faces (meta)

CAPTCHA hurts user experience.

computer gone fire and its smoking now

doodle doot do i love you no i don’t yes i do
is that true? is Love just a illusion?

• Bill wurtz 2022, 15th february