• Taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in
• When you ask for someone’s name, you’re essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention
• You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

Wdym November 17 is the day when you unfriend your people?

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People who are sick shouldn’t have to do hard things. They’re already doing the hard thing, which is being sick.

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Don’t worry, they’ll be in line at 3:00 a.m. in the cold for the You Fell For It Again awards too.

Being frustrated late at night that you just want to write a whole rant is something that you can’t just do in the evening when you’re not even in the right mood because of your schedule.

To make you feel worse, these people can vote. God help us.

Did you know that one of the easiest ways to trap an animal is to lay out their favorite food?
We both know the truth; you should be taking care of yourself.

I need to be zen, I need to be zen… [laughter] cuz I’m going to lose my mind!

Adults aren’t even acting like adults anymore, they’re acting like children with severe behavioral issues that are unfortunately allowed to legally have their own bank account.

Consumerism is a disease.

They don’t care that people are lining up. They love it. They love it. They love it. THAT’S WHAT THEY GET.

Hook, wine, and sinker, as you always do.

You Fell For It Again awards cannot be made fast enough. The production is delayed, because there are so many You Fell For It Again awards to give out tonight that the supply is not meeting the demand! NOT EVEN CLOSE. THE FACTORY WILL BE OPEN ALL NIGHT!!!

The resellers have the nerve, THE GOAL, THE AUDACITY TO CHARGE EXORBITANT AMOUNTS OF money for this literal landfill.

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Yeah, it is unserious and it is silly that people are saying “it’s
up” when they’re just glorified glass jars. Yes, I do agree with that.

Thank you for hitting me.

Congratulations! You, my dear, have been awarded the You Fell For It Again award!

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Look at YouTube’s auto-generated subtitles now, they can now SCREAM!

What are we, 3 years old?

This book is written for adults, yet it is often studied in high school during 11th grade.

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Fashion is crazy.

Perhatikan HAM. Jangan asal intimidasi orang.

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Visitor is now a connection.

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Thank you once again for reaching me out. God bless you!

Nice to connect with you, and I’m thrilled to see this nonsense. The opportunity is legit for my career development currently.

Jason is in vulnerability!!!

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