Yes, but when are you going to write something real?

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were doing fanfictions in nonsense format now.

God, I do not envy you watching this.

This is the sort of pedantic nonsense up with which I will not put.

I can’t say no falsehood.

Onto nonsense rule number 2: Don’t never use double negative.

Art? You spent 200 grand on an art degree?

Do you also have to learn a language that sounds like a throat infection?

Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions—what could possibly go wrong?

Stay with me [dot dot dot] I’ll take care of you.

nooo—

He is sugar, spice, and everything nice.

whoops, croffle break

Rumors going around at school that Santa Claus was actually just being played by the father figure of the household

Thanks to Shoulderlok, nobody knows my secret.

Shoulderlok — the safe way to stop your arm from exceeding the crucial Sieg Heil threshold.

What if you have emotional problems and you don’t have sufficient data to argue with people about politics on policy issues?

Well, in that case, we recommend a glass of SHUT THE F–K UP.

Side effects may include friendship, calm Thanksgiving dinners, and sharing a country with people whom you disagree.

We prescribe DONTASSUMEITALL. When you’re on DONTASSUMEITALL and there’s ambiguity, you err on the side of basic human decency.

What if someone makes an ambiguous gesture which could be a Nazi salute?

Doctors say Americans accidentally make Nazi salutes six to eight times a year.

Are you afraid of being mistaken or outed as a white supremacist?

same shit, different year

Get a room. For the best possible choices.

How many trees managed to cope with the spiders and walnuts?

The duo of the gyrosurgical snail?

OK, Cecelia

Fill your boat and dive in the bush

how does alex taste?

Okay! I didn’t think so.

verylongnamewithlotsofWWWWWandMMM

Hmmm…

palmia margarine

If Discord made an app for people who hates games then it would be Harmony

I rendezvous, where are you???

NOTIFICATION SQUAD: MOIST WITH ME.

How do you do it?

ten.

What a wakeup call:

matanya kok 5 watt

Because it’s fun, it’s great joy

I am made of microplastics and can be trusted with your forklift.

no AI (all nonsense here is human generated)

Take your browsing history to your grave

We’ve been through enough during self-isolation without having your squiggly bits burned into our retinas.

PEOPLE ON THIS APP HAVING AN AWAKENING

if I had to describe them I’d say that they have a bunch of red flags

Your mother is such a powerful soul that even the daffodils lean toward her instead of the sun.

The super-sensitive potassium Xialidiousus!

singularity of stupidity

THE HISTORY OF FUCKING (the place)