If you want to stop hackers from invading your network, first you’ve got to invade their minds.

Engage. Exploit. Elevate.

This is not about cleanup, it’s about demonstrating impact.

Go stealthy or go loud — just get the flags.

It doesn’t matter which country you’re coming from, your political views, your race, your sex, your age, your food menu, whether you wear boots or heels, whether you’re furry or fairy, Conan or McKay, comic character, a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri, or just a boring average person.

Am I so full of guilt that you all find me redeemable out of pity?

everybody knew you’re a player

This afternoon
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BE YOUR SKIN LIKE BABIES

doakan yang menang bisa memanusiakan, selebihnya hati-hati

why am I on this side of the internet again

He was working on the 3 body problem.

I’m up to 5 physicists so far.

the judgement free zone

Sub-feed of the database with a finetuned filter for a premium nonsense experience.

mie fuk ya

🦩

FaceTiming… every night (✨)

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sesi ✨ asupan bergizi ✨

What does the dingaling say?

despite everything, it’s still you

WARNING: MESSAGE ENCRYPTED

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yellow dog

suck my wully

If I’m going to disassociate myself from everything, I might as well be trapped in a plain building with nothing else that evokes anything other than nothingness.

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Adding colour to people’s lives

We are interested in your products

what if [insert bad thing] was allowed?

Jony and Sam are both suddenly real quiet; wonder how their honeymoon is going

If you fill in your name in all caps, you’re a much higher risk.

// Don’t worry, I’ll be fine

Prepare thyself

every speech must begin with saying gratitudes to founders & leaders

“Got 4-digit income!” Wah seriously? 4 digits from what? Selling dreams?

Bemused has been skunked. (Sorry, this turned out way more gross than I intended.)

disassociation at its finest

LOVE YOUR BIRD ?

AKU MAU HIDUP

JANGAN DIGANGGU

NEW WISATA WENDIT BY NICOLE’S

Rasanya ngena Banget

No matter how sophisticated, the system MUST fail on some inputs.

FINAL RECOMMENDATION: REJECT IMMEDIATELY