Cynicism levels are a little elevated today, I’m afraid.

THE TELEPROMPTER DIDN’T STA—

PAHPCORN

MEMETIC WARNING

“it’s a small world”

Built for Nonsense

Hey, today you are saved by the hail. You’ve been saved by the hail.

nonsense brainrot

The database is angry at you for requesting it.

The safest place to spill nonsense

Mommy will leave you if you don’t get out from the database.

ambasador gobak sodor

inspiriting

send pictures of dogs

mmmmmoist!

NonsenseDoc

Police are now involved.

rare long forms of “natural, human-centric nonsense” showing “parts of the nonsense not found in regular platforms” and “unique” forms “of nonsenser interactions and expressions”

seeding popular high-quality nonsense

pAIR

Nothing beats a Jet2holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person. £200 off for a family of four.

TINY CASTLE DE LA BREAD

Stop gatekeeping nonsense.

hey so did you know that

• i am me
  1. this could be proved by me and only me
  2. if someone else tries, it doesn’t work
  • because they aren’t me
  • because they couldn’t sound like me
    • or look like me for that matter
  • because they don’t have my private keys to make a signature to prove that i’m me

so yeah! that’s how you can tell when someone isn’t me

Are you using AI (absurd intelligence) to make these nonsense?

i find your transformation admirable for taking in your own pride

Cats are the most effective way to decompress yourself.

Subject: DOOMED KISSING

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You lost the ability to use Oct 6 as a justification when your REDACTED ratio soared past 30 to 1

sky kids rebrand

Nonsense starts here!

La ville à la fin du jeux

#brestiesforever

you wish your bottom looked like irl it’s a REDACTED leave my partner alone […] hehehe

We’re so unfortunate looking.

the only millimeter you know in America is 9mm

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

the moment when it’s recess and you pull out the earbuds, connected automatically to the phone, and play white noise right away

Cats love to nibble sweet oats

i gotta live up to my name

Kalo masuk sini, kewarasan lu bakal cepet abis, penuh hal luar nalar. Pikir lagi deh sebelum masuk

It seems like I can’t do more advanced data analysis right now. Please try again later.

buck buck REDACTED

By popular demand: More nonsense is here

Dombel bonggel monggel blongkek mlongkek ngelongkek

In the alphabet, A comes before S.

datang, hadapi, lupakan/ingat

find verified green flag nonsensers

Lem SUPERGLUE, dari CINA!